Best Fantabulous Poems
Tic tac! Tic tac! Time flies
Encompassing fears and tribulations, she smiles
A second's like a gemstone before her eyes
Trying to please the World before the night cries
What a prodigious woman
Mother of my mother
Without prevaricating, the astonishing wonder
Among many, she dominates like thunder
Made a name that no man can put asunder
What a prodigious woman
Round thew globe and down to Enugu city
Protects her children with love and ferocity
Her achievements soaring the greatest mountain
And her exquisite body that makes men hunting
What a prodigious woman
So tremendous
Extraordinarily gorgeous
Precisely adventurous
Extremely dexterous
Really fabulous
Truly marvelous
Gallantly fantabulous
Finally prodigious
What a PRODIGIOUS woman
Dedicated to my grandmother, Mrs Egbuna.
By Kbillion
'Tis so, I adore a polychromatic Muse.
She's a plethora of jolly dramatic hues.
Not to bore yuh surely with rant sophomoric,
But her aura is purely phantasmagoric.
I hear people ask, “Am I her signif other?"
But fear she might see me as only a brother.
It is quite fantabulous and those sorts of things;
So we, the two of us, will be looking at rings.
I'm trying a brand new recipe
that is claimed to be delishful.
Fresh beans with hue of grue
with butter pat and bacon fat melded.
I served it to my family
and waited for the praises
My tween son smarked,
"This grub you made
is truly vomitrocious".
"It's all you're getting for your brunch,
you better eat it up."
He snarled, "I'll wait for linner
and scraped it in the garbage.
He flundered off and I let him go.
I didn't want the hassle.
The other children squiggled a bit
but ate their food so they left too.
After brunch, I opened my email.
Nothing but infomercials.
The small children were watching The Muppets
and my tween was on the internet.
I settled down to a sitcom and
the peace and quiet was fantabulous.
August 22,2014 For Potmanteaus contest
delishful (delightful and delicious)
grue (green and blue)
melded (melted ad welded)
tween (teen and between)
smarked (smirk and remarked)
vomitrocious (vomit and atrocious)
brunch (breakfast and lunch)
linner (lunch and dinner)
flundered (flounder and blunder)
hassle (haggle and tussle)
squiggled (squirmed and wiggled)
infomercials (information and commercials)
Muppets (marionettes and puppets)
Internet (International and network)
sitcom (situation and comedy)
fantabulous (fantastic and fabulous) My brother who was a radio personality
swore that he coined the word fantabulous.
We are not your average - coffee shop and deli.
Here the atmosphere is happy - and the owners are friendly!
We can start you out with coffee - or something else if you desire.
Our goal is to please you - so are standards are much higher!
We have breakfast items - and yes we have lunch too!
Both are served throughout the day - no reason to be blue.
We're working on new items - to tempt your taste bud.
You don't have to continually settle - on other people's crud!
We have many tasty flavors - so you can mix and match.
Keep your hands on that drink - someone it may try to snatch!
We even have milk shakes - and they bring such delight!
They can turn your day around - and make you feel all right!
We're located on Francis and Lidgerwood - across the street from Double Eagle
Pawn.
So quit procrastinating - don't allow your palate to constantly Yawn!
Take out or delivery - whatever is your pleasure!
It would be a real mistake - to miss out on this fantabulous treasure!!!
Footnote: This quaint little (Old Pals) Espresso and Deli is in Spokane Washington. Current Hours of Operation are: 7:00 AM - 6:00 PM 7 days a week.
Addendum: They have closed the location I wrote about and do not know if they have reopened elsewhere or not. Was sorry to see them go.
What's up with all y'all?
I'm awkward and tall
Catch me before I fall
I'm dancing in the Hall of Fame
Shame just came...just came...
Tame me up in God's name
Liar and cheaters aren't tolerated here
Lick me with your fire and hold me dear
Have no fear; darling, have no fear
Steer the boat away from trouble...
Danger will double...double...
Don't burst my bubble...bubble...
Bubbled up by bubbles...
I'm not dumb - I'm a young teenager right in front of your face
I'm super deeduper smart and fantabulous in vast grace
The future has got me many places...I remember the traces
In a coma
Add on my stress like a comma...
I pause, then I go
You know, I'm living just foshow
Leave me alone, negativity
I invite you in, positivity
I need You to make me optimistic
I don't wanna be so pessimistic
Sarcasm was rolling off my tongue
You're my other lung
Lunge into me, breath of the Holy Spirit
I have a boyfriend, so quit your ****
You can eat me up bit by bit...
Because I don't throw those 5-year-old fits
Too many times have I covered up for you
You belong with me, darling, it's true
I'm a wild child for a reason
I am as magical as the winter season
Like, seriously, brah, you good in the hood
Because shame on me - I'm misunderstood
My confident stride
Is due to my bipolar ride
My confidence shines
Paying your fines
Punks and dorks are filling this room with doom
Let me bloom like a butterfly flower...consume
Happiness...resume on with your joy and peace - get a room!
I am growing like a mushroom...
I hear the explosion of excellence - boom!
The writer, the fighter...
Has came back 7-fold
I'm a sensitive guy, so don't go higher...
We are on the same level, my darling devil
I am oh so bold...
Maybe a little too much for my own good
I'm in the arms of a billion angels
In all angles...stripped down by devils
I blush, for you are the one for me
I crushed on you, my blessed baby
Let's live on and die a mighty winner
For, you are a winner, reader
Confidence shines...let's follow the Leader
If I examined or I compared
Myself next to the greatest
person that ever was
That would place no feather
In my cap.
If I become greater still
Than Muhammad Ali,
Still that would be no proof,
nor treasure in my lap.
If I sailed the ocean;
Navigated without a map
Measured up to the greatest Captain
that ever sailed the sea.
I still would not feel fantabulous;
Like my worth on earth complete.
"To thine own self be true" is universal law
Unless I fill my own two shoes
And stand on my two feet.
The task is... fulfill my purpose now or
My purpose I defeat
To know my what-my who -my how.
Many before me were great,
On that I must agree, and from them
I’ve been inspired.
The righteous workings of my soul
Is my only test, being better than
Myself, will be my all-time best.
The Creator hears my plea:
“God make the best of me”
"let me be true to me"
The only person I need
Strive to be better than
......is a me.!
I am a slender looking sea bird having forked tails,
long hooked bills and a white under belly.
My genus is marked by sexual dimorphism.
My mate tries to do so many wonderful things so that
I would fall for him.Likewise,wonderful courtship display allows me to do a perfect selection and hang on to an everlasting relationship.
Possessing fantabulous stamina and striking feature~
he inflates his red gular throat pouches like heart shape,kept drumming love call untill I became impressed.
Each male took turn to out do each other ..
But, I loved him at first sight attracted to his musical performance.Aah..he looked magnificent with puffed chest.Shortly we engaged.He gave me a cozy nest to rest.
We, at times perch on tree tops at night for romance.
Being aerial ~he soars throughout the day
hunting for food and late night he comes to me.
Essentially categorised as kleptoparasite ~either we catch other birds or snatch food from their savings.
Swooping down to feed on squid and fish he is often attacked by our predators tuna or dolphins and chased to the surface.
I worry for him untill he is back home.Once he's back we enjoy, care & fulfill each of our desires.
Laying single egg, each year we relish the experience of parenthood every breeding season.
17-7-2020
Disclaimer: Sexual dimorphism is the condition where the two sexes of the same species exhibit different characteristics beyond the differences in their sexual organs.The condition occurs in many animals & some plants too.Differences may include secondary sex characteristics, size, weight, colour, markings, and may also include behavioral & cognitive differences.
Third place in the Contest.
Note: "I am a bird" -personification Poetry Contest.
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A handsome boy
Before the Christmas tree,
Continue try for a love,
Deep as the sea.
Emily named a girl,
Fantabulous and fine,
Golden hair, really fair,
High school, class nine.
Impress each other,
Just any way,
Knowingly they choose,
Lady day.
Made for each other,
Ninety-nine percent correct,
On the way they heard,
Perfect, perfect, perfect.
Qualified that boy,
Ronaldo is his name,
Skillful and fresh,
The boy really a flame.
Understand each other,
Valentine day over.
With beautiful sunshine,
Xmas festival over.
Yes they are happy,
Zoologically with some nappy.
______________________
Thank you for reading this.
Chitta
I've depicted all the undesired bends.
Heightened indefinitely.
Assaulted my mind and emotions.
Traumatized my cosmic psyche.
Evaded environmental factors.
My closest companion was famine.
Yearn for lawlessness.
Backside of a fantabulous shape.
Outrage took hold of my dreams.
Destroying my brawn.
Yapping waves at the scale.
I withstood self-upheaval disgust.
Literally, I endure more than a close body.
Overwhelming food scarcity.
Vindicate my own sense of worth.
Early sarcophagus and eloped.
Muddled through to figure it out.
Yauping in despair is unattractive.
Believing I'm alluring as a person.
Overindulging my true spirit.
Distorted me into a person.
Yesterday, I wasn't able to eat.
Written: May 12, 2022
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There's a girl that I adore.
She works in a flower store.
I love her with all my heart.
Yes, I know we'll never part.
Fabulous Fabiola
She's the woman I need.
Fabulous Fabiola
She makes me shout and scream.
How can I describe her?
Which word suits her best?
I just feel that this one word
Is better than the rest.
Fabulous Fabiola
I just can't say it enough.
Fabulous Fabiola
For me,she's got the right stuff.
GREAT is just O.K.
GROOVY is passe.
SASSY kinda nice.
SWEET is lacking spice
PRETTY IS so so.
GOOD a no no no no no.
Now I know it's true
Just one word will do!
Fabulous Fabiola
Fantabulous! Fantabulous!
Fabulous Fabiola
She's Fabiolarific
Walk en route to Greenhouse,
Stuck prepossessed all pretty rose;
Mind bear pent up blues,
Find near pool of bliss;
Apart thee,no par clues!
Fragrance mixed up blowing Breeze;
whence dressed up in glowing hues?
Droplets acne turn ye Freeze?
Disastrous touch wanna pluck;
Outrageous punch done whole prick;
Fantabulous!If impart the trick.
Guys whoever Head over heels,
Buys forever Red armored tools;
Anxious soul lie at ease,
Gorgeous lass succumbs at last.
Inspired sight entails accede,
Expired Love!Though it Succeed!
Palpitate drum tunes Rhythm;
Exultant petals wake to bloom;
Of all colors,one picked out,
Dedicated Orison begets aesthetic;
Enthroned on Royal seat,
Sparkling stars over Bride`s Plait.
Among Flowers, Queen Thou might?
My crave wins ever by White!!!
The whole thing exploded
In a blink of an eye
This huge crazy story
Of your life and mine..
Of love ,joy and madness
Birth ,growth and death..
Bright new beginning s
And winters cool breath...
Of marriage, of fk ups
Sweet nothing s and lies
babies that melt you
And heartbreaking skies...
The fickle and futile
actions of men
Mixed up with the magic
Of this fantabulous plan...
Work it out
I’ll show you the other side of me
Silence shouts…
Let’s leave this loneliness behind…
I’m sorry for being so stubborn
I feel the aches and burns
What’s wrong with me?
Am I on Cloud 7 again?
Who cares if my heart is full of frivolous fear
For, I can’t live without you here…
I held you dear for almost a year
And I can’t stop thinking about you
And you know that you’re my everything
I’m apologetic because I’ve let you down a few weeks ago
I know that time flies like a treacherous, cunning crow
Turn the cold shoulders
Turn the other cheek
I don’t care…
Yeah, I don’t care
And if I did care, I would have told ya
But, I’m doing a fantabulous job
Being alone in my room and all…I do sob
So, what am I supposed to do, huh?!
Don’tcha want to love me the way you did back then?
I’m still stuck in a daydream, wonderin’ where you been…
Engaging in encouraging sports
Reduced me to naught, but these dirty, old shorts
That remind me of my childhood
When my neighbor friend and I were good in the hood
Why can’t time just stop?
When will I have my own personal time machine?
I want to turn things around…
I always end up here, without a sound
I whisper in a prayer: Please, Lord, I’m sorry
I’m in deep pain…please forgive me…
Please…don’t reduce me to my white lies…
Don’t glamorize me with goodbyes…
Glory be to You, oh Lord of Hosts
Grace be to Jesus Christ – I can’t help, but boast
I’m in deep pain…due to your rain…
Bipolar sure is a tough condition to fight
Refrain from driving me insane…
Sanity and maturity is building me up with its might
I need His Spirit now and forevermore
But, let me lie here and wait for the one I adore
Lies a supermassive black hole.
Let’s beware of this I dole..!)
For it has a power unlimited
With all forces acting overloaded
Gravity and nuclear strong or weak
Electromagnetic induction at bleak
None knows if there is ever
A specific other force forever
What role it has to perform
None can tell if it has any form (50)
Thus we entered a new Golden Age
Of space exploration- an all new phase
With irrepressible enthusiasm and
A deep understanding just grand
Of the cutting-edge research so
In space travel – my favourite lo!
All World-renowned physicists
And fantabulous futurists
Presented a compelling vision of how
Humanity developed in. Wow! (60)
A sustainable civilization in outer space.
Revealing the developments in great pace
In robotics, nanotechnology,
And beneficial biotechnology
That allowed us to terraform
On potentially habitable landform
In the different systems of stars
And build liveable cities on Mars
And of course beyond.
What an idea just grand! (70)
Being present in the moment
When the wind blows from a cloud
the trees whisper in the gentle breeze
A blush of poppies
as a kiss from wine-red lips
Multiple endless paths to walk
between shadowy arches
of velvet moss
A gesticulating cuckoo
placed at the top of the trees
Poor bird that has no nest of its own
Wish for something
... maybe your wish will come true