Best Fancy Pants Poems
Below are the all-time best Fancy Pants poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of fancy pants poems written by PoetrySoup members
Mr Fancy PantsYou're passing by the window
Of a fancy clothing store
Eyes popping in surprise
As your jaw drops to the floor
All you've ever dreamed of
All of this and...
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Categories:
fancy pants, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Mister Fancy Pants PoetWell here I am in front of my Mac
And it seems to be taunting me
“C'mon big boy, show me your stuff!
Mr. Fancy Pants Poet, let's...
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Categories:
fancy pants, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Categories:
fancy pants, french, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Shape
Pie Eyed SpittoonOut of the west, amide a beautiful sunrise… came a pie eyed son of a gun.
Looking for Armadilly Billy the Sling Shot Kidster… water gun…...
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Categories:
fancy pants, adventure, fantasy, fun, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
In the Hands of the Weaver - AnyiThe air is heavy like a dirty woolen blanket
each colorful strand pulled through the warp.
Horns blare and traffic skids and screeches
as unborn accidents are aborted...
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Categories:
fancy pants, devotion, family, history, hope,
Form:
Free verse
Cowboys and All That Jazz - For Phillip GarciaHer poetry was conceived
'round fancy pants scraps,
inclined to reverberate wrangles
'tween an I reckon ma'am
and well versed jazzy visuals,
paid no mind to cowboy's
bumbling foolishness &
lumbered foreign...
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Categories:
fancy pants, humor, hyperbole, nonsense, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Simplify, SimplifyThe sole purpose of anything written
Is certainly communication
If the reader is left in a state of confusion
It certainly needs clearer interpretation
Clarity should always be number...
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Categories:
fancy pants, on writing and words,
Form:
Quatrain
Simplify SimplifyThe sole purpose of anything written
Is certainly communication
If the reader is left in a state of confusion
It certainly needs more clarification
Clarity should always be number...
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Categories:
fancy pants, writing,
Form:
Narrative
I Wanna End MeI Wanna End Me
It’s chill dawg. I’m just a savage. Gotta take that redpill homie. Two squared. Remember the illusion and have a giggle. No...
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Categories:
fancy pants, cheer up, destiny, flying,
Form:
Free verse
Rich BiiiiiHere comes the rich biiiiii
bringing forth much strife
what to do where to go
as she tries to run my life
here comes the fancy pants
telling me how...
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Categories:
fancy pants, funny, me, me,
Form:
Rhyme Royal
Baila, Lilah; Dance!Baila, Lilah; move your thing.
Ragtime; Turkey Trot!
Magic step into the Swing.
Show us ALL you’ve got.
Boogie Woogie; Lindy Hop;
Shim Sham Shimmy it.
Snazzy-jazzy, quick-quick, stop?
Jitterbugs don’t quit!!
Hanky...
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Categories:
fancy pants, art
Form:
Rhyme
EverydayI see them, everyday,
the hipsters and the fags
in their fancy jackets,
flipping their feminine hands,
nails just cut and short.
I hear them, everyday,
the young girls getting raped...
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Categories:
fancy pants, depression, lonely, love,
Form:
Free verse
Butterflies of BeautyOh you painted lady's draw me in.
Floating in on your dreamy dusky wings.
You're the monarch of your glen.
Or a fancy pants , west coast...
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Categories:
fancy pants, fun,
Form:
Free verse
RestrospectoscopeMy younger self ran a huge karmic debt; everyone saw it but me.
For the way that the world worked was...
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Categories:
fancy pants, addiction, adventure, depression, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Free Cee They Are Too Small I Ant See ThemTHEY ARE TOO SMALL I ANT EVEN SEE THEM
I see them, little ants scurrying about
some certain, some filled...
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Categories:
fancy pants, angst, metaphor,
Form:
Quatrain