Best Duffer Poems
Below are the all-time best Duffer poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of duffer poems written by PoetrySoup members
Sonnet For BillSONNET FOR BILL
He told me of a driving force within
That urged in every game where he took part
An undiminished thrust to always win
Impelled him then...
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Categories:
duffer, death of a friend,
Form:
Sonnet
I Ain'T Going NowhereWell I think it's about time once again
To thank all my friends here on the Soup
To let you all know how much you mean to...
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Categories:
duffer, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
No RegretsWhen I was a young'un growing up
Never really imagined how my life would turn out
Back then, I was just happy to eat, sleep, and play...
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Categories:
duffer, happy, life,
Form:
Narrative
A Wet Fish KissWell oh well, can you imagine this
This old duffer is a master of the kiss
Many years experience
Made me quite fastidious
World renowned for my wet fish...
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Categories:
duffer, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Limericks Ii - Nature and AnimalsLimericks II - Nature Poems and Animal Poems
Dot Spotted
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a leopardess, Dot,
who indignantly answered: "I’ll not!
The gents are impressed
with the...
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Categories:
duffer, animal, humor, humorous, light,
Form:
Limerick
Five Fabulous Fun FootlesTHE DUFFER
Clyde Rolf
Played golf
In rough
That's tough
Mishap
Sand trap
Putts missed
He's pissed
So far
No par
Entry for Jan Allison's "Five Fabulous Fun Footles" Contest
(22 Oct 2016)...
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Categories:
duffer, golf, humorous,
Form:
Footle
The Choice Is OursThe Choice is Ours
And so here we are on the brink of d-day
This week we will know how our future will sway
The duffer, the bluffer,...
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Categories:
duffer, change, conflict, corruption,
Form:
Rhyme
A Golfer Named RolfThere was a weekend duffer named Rolf
Who proclaimed he knew all about golf
Ball dinged a guy's...
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Categories:
duffer, funny, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Poems About DogsPoems about Dogs
This Dog
by Rabindranath Tagore
loose translation by Michael R. Burch
Each morning this dog,
who has become quite attached to me,
sits silently at my feet
until, gently...
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Categories:
duffer, animal, dog, friend, friendship,
Form:
Free verse
Pretty Pink Bunny SuitYou're the sweetest little duffer
In your pretty pink bunny suit
Guess Aunt Bea still loves you
Still thinks you're oh so cute!
She really doesn't realize
How many years...
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Categories:
duffer, family, , cute,
Form:
Quatrain
The BambinoBaseball's always had me by the proverbial short curlies
Since a very young duffer, even more than young girlies
Even now that I'm old
Though my body's not...
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Categories:
duffer, nostalgia,
Form:
Limerick
Please Take PityCan anyone fathom a temperature of -40F
That's what we're experiencing today
Must qualify that, it's with the wind chill factored in
It's a balmy -15F, in this...
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Categories:
duffer, weather,
Form:
Narrative
Animal PoemsDot Spotted
by Michael R. Burch
There once was a leopardess, Dot,
who indignantly answered: "I’ll not!
The gents are impressed
with the way that I’m dressed.
I wouldn’t change even...
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Categories:
duffer, animal, cat, dog, friend,
Form:
Limerick
Such As Somebody's SupperOne thing that's puzzled this old duffer
Immediately before the Big Bang was discovered
Was there a big bunch of zip
Or did everything fit
In one tiny atom...
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Categories:
duffer, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Pb and JellyI'm an 80 year old duffer with a great big belly
Because of my love of toast with PB and jelly
A favourite of mine
Since the beginning...
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Categories:
duffer, first love, food,
Form:
Limerick