Duffer Poems - Poems about Duffer

...Silly old duffer, this Canadian dude His name is Jester Jack Ellison Those guys in white coats try real hard To keep him sedated and bedridden Don't dare let him let loose in public Fo......Read the rest...

...What's the most important thing in life It's love love sweet love There's nothing else has even comes close More than anything else above Call me an over-the-hill silly old duffer But ......Read the rest...

...What's the most important thing in life It's love love sweet love There's nothing else has even comes close More than anything else above Call me an over-the-hill silly old duffer But ......Read the rest...

...The Sardauna, the prince Champion of the masses The leader of the North The defender of the realm Princely yet accessible The Prince Royal The north your realm Though tribe and tongue......Read the rest...

...Going through a tough time lately But please don't fret for me I'll come up smelling of roses as usual So fear not my honeybees It ain't easy being this happy old critter Days aren't a......Read the rest...

...Silly old duffer, this Canadian dude His name is Jester Jack Ellison Those guys in white coats try real hard To keep him sedated and bedridden Don't dare let him loose in public For fe......Read the rest...

...Going through a tough time lately But please don't fret for me I'll come up smelling of roses as usual So fear not my honeybees It ain't easy being this happy old critter Days aren't a......Read the rest...

...At the 150th International Golfers’ Annual Ball, Headliner was a duffer named Donald Trump An exceptionally boring time was had by all As Trump insisted on reviewing his Par 3 slump. ......Read the rest...

...(Reply to Jack Ellison’s “A Secret Formula” with my apologies) Jack ruminates, one day past no i shall not say his prime an old duffer - no, a daffy duck with a bit of luck in his bill be car......Read the rest...

...Don't have any earth-shattering news To pass along to my friends on the Soup Same old nonsense just one day older Trust me my mind's on overdrive For an old duffer like me it's a big plus......Read the rest...

...Each morning birds chatter and wake me from sleep In avian society talk is cheep ** A balding sheep who writes poems in the farmyard Has written a sonnet and signed it, ‘The Baaahd’ ** The poli......Read the rest...

...Camping in the woods is not for me Some can live in both worlds side by side After all these years of city living Camping and me are at odds Without the modern conveniences though Would ......Read the rest...

...Love makes us men come apart at the seams Act like school boys dreaming young dreams Walking into walls, into the side of a bus Oblivious to the perils, our minds turn to mush Don't g......Read the rest...

...There is a squat/stout duffer in a windbreaker and a Mets cap on the outskirts of the park playing a rickety 5 string and hoot'in and holler'in. I have no idea what he is singing. There is no d......Read the rest...

...Some call me prolific I call me obsessed Some say I'm a kook I say I'm blessed It's all that I think of Poems from the heart But silly damn nonsense Is still my main art Takes the......Read the rest...