Duffer Poems - Poems about Duffer

Silly old duffer, this Canadian dude His name is Jester Jack Ellison Those guys in white coats try real hard To keep him sedated and bedridden Don't dare let him let loose in public For fear he might cause some harm To ordinary people walking the streets Making farting sounds under his arm That's not as bad as pulling their hair Or sticking his...

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Silly old duffer, this Canadian dude His name is Jester Jack Ellison Those guys in white coats try real hard To keep him sedated and bedridden Don't dare let him loose in public For fear he might cause some harm To ordinary people walking the streets Making farting sounds under his arm That's not as bad as pulling their hair Or sticking his finger...

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I do not like our national leader If I had a pet shark, he'd be a feeder Hard to believe he's not a big joke Oh what a homely pumpkin-head bloke. I saw a rat, I saw a mouse I saw a gobshyte near my house His name ain't Paddy, his name ain't Rolf He's a big cheater at the game of...

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As we reach our so-called golden years Time seems to pass more quickly We realize each day still has 24 hours But minutes take 30 seconds, quite eery A phenomenon known as old duffering It's time to fit in all we lack No sooner it's the start of a brand new day When it's time to hit the old sack Where did...

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Randolph Tried golf Paid fees Bought tees Teed off Pals scoff Drive **** In rough Balls lost They cost! Oh crap Sand trap! Putts bad Gets mad! More flubs Breaks clubs! So far No par Played poor No more! Club house To souse! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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Silly old duffer, this Canadian dude His name is Jester Jack Ellison Those guys in white coats try real hard To keep him sedated and bedridden Don't dare let him out in the public arena For fear he might cause some alarm To ordinary people walking the streets Making farting sounds under his arm That's not as bad as pulling their hair Or sticking...

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As we reach our so called golden years Time seems to pass by so fast We realize each day still has 24 hours But minutes take 30 seconds to pass A phenomenon known as old duffering It's the time to fit in all we lack No sooner it's the start of a brand new day When it's time to hit the...

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