Best Druthers Poems

Indolence and procrastination took me by the hand 
And standing there I didn't care for anything too grand 
I wanted to sit back and rest but couldn't find the heart 
So I stood there contemplating why I'd ever thought to start 

Insolence and fascination stole...

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My doctor once told me something
That had me visibly shaken
He said, "This is your medicine,"
"Which must be annually taken"

I said, "Doc, hold on a minute,"
"And understand my point of view"
"I'd like some I can take by mouth,"
"If it's all, just the same to you!"...

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Eggs eggs eggs, my ultimate most favorite food
Any way you serve em, I'm forever in the mood
Haven't tried any others
But from chickens having my druthers
Especially the well-adjusted ones to which I allude...

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Some say I too easily dismiss
    the joy of smoking cannabis

  Still though my druthers say
    they prefer a long-lasting kiss...

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