Best Devious Poems

Livid I was when that nincompoop
stained that page of my book
with tomato sauce, while eating
oh! How horrible! How horrible!
It was just a little dot but still;
definitely not easy to tolerate,
since I am a bibliophile,
enamoured with poetry and essays,
being my idols William Topaz McGonagall
and the Irish-speaker...

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Sure hope I get by the censors with this one
Did you hear about the sweetie who fell on her bum
Some guys grabbed her private places
Helped her up, grins on their faces
What glorious heroes these kind men did become...

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A viscous heart, a liar
A mind of hatred
She’s hurtful, untrustworthy
Nothing is fervid
It’s all in her eyes
She is very devious
Heartless terrorize 

Russell Sivey

Form Seguidilla...

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I never knew I could meet a more devious person and I have met

Their so hateful and self centered that I do fret,

Not knowing what devious ways and all they seek

Does kind of worry me because they like to peek,

At all my face book pages...

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Dependable, DogDeanie was deliriously dainty, despicably delightful,
And delicately but duplicitously decorated, by dubious Darwin, who
Depended on DogDeanie to deliver delectable, delicious, dorm dolls
To Darwin’s Downtown Dogdom, or Darwin’s Delightful Dog Deiicacies.
Darwin’s double dog-nesses, where he displayed daring deeds,
Dedicated to DogMaestro, DogDeanie’s dashing Daddy, whose Derby
Was...

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No longer heavy, 
wind Swept. 
High I soar...

Beauty in the clouds,
Soul swept.
High I soar...

Everything I miss,
Hurt swept.
High hurts more...

Love left, Cost kept.
Heart swept,
High hurts more…...

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Am I seeing things that are not real?
Are they made up in my mind?
Do I see only what I want to see?
or am I just scared of what I'll find?

Did I uncover the truth?
or what I imagined the truth to be?
Something off the wall, crazy...

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Devious in my feeble step...
seeking some pure, fresh air
and lay under a shady, tall fir
with strong desire on my lip.


My forehead continues to drip,
not finding any soothing lair; 
devious in my feeble step...
seeking some fresh, pure air. 


God! halt the desperado's grip...
if he acts in...

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To think this girl someone I used to admire
      I ask was it not obvious or was I just lame?
       Little did I know she'd turn out to be a lire
   ...

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When I think about all the lies and scheaming
                              I ask was it not obvious or...

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Secret thoughts
Lurking within one's mind
The forbidden fires I join and play
A devious ex-lover with whom I lay.

Another lover
One's secret desire
Continually igniting that forbidden fire.
Deviously;
The ex-lover heavily hovers
Never again,
To charasmatically share those loving covers.

Alas,
To distinguish the forbidden flame
One's heart,
Filled with embarrassing shame;
Cheating,
Without even a care
The story...

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The object of my affection without exception
Is rhyming words of silliness but sometimes conception
The latter here's taboo
So here's what I'll do
Combine witty and naughties, quite a devious deception...

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water in my misty like tears
rolling down my~ 
dreams 

watery pools of dreams 
bathing the haunting of me~

haunted by pass 
things that go 
bump in the night

things that hold you 
so tight 
you can't even 
breath  

with bare Breast
heaving up and down
with deep pleases...

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The object of my affection without an exception
Is rhyming words of silliness but sometimes conception
The latter is taboo
So here's what I'll do
Combine witty and naughties, quite a devious deception...

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I found a crooked dollar
and hired a crooked lawyer
to pursue a crooked case
before a judge to place,
but we found no crooked court,
however hard we sought,
but as long as we keep looking,
we'll keep the cauldron cooking....

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