Best Crick Poems

In 1890, cowboy Bob Womack found gold at the base of lofty Pikes Peak!
In short order a ramshackle town was founded called Cripple Creek.
Hordes of...

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One evening Bob nervously said
I kinda like three in a bed
She said I’ve got friends
And each of them tends
To share the desires in your head

The...

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The sage green wall had worn a blank look
until, slightly askew, with a tilt to the left
dangling helplessly, without a complaint 
is the pride of...

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Standing in the ankle high emerald green grass of my 
great-aunts property barefoot, hearing the creak of wood
on steel.
My daughter and husband are in the...

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NEVER LET THE LAUGHTER END
(A Poem written in memory of the late great Robin Williams)

Behind the "Nanu nanu" 
Behind the "Good Morning Vietnam!"
Behind the "Oh...

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I have many fond memories growin' up on the farm as a boy.
Such simple pleasures in times more sublime brought me great joy!
I knowed it...

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Do you know the pain inside

It holds me prisoner as I hide

Crippling strains I cannot shake

Cries of horror and moans I make

Aches of discomfort that...

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Forceful, unforgiving claws, deep in the earth they dig
Upwards, upwards, breaking more than simply twigs
Cracking crevices, zags, zigs
A roar, a shake, a crick, crig...

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Of all the minin' camps in old Colorady, the town of Tin Cup was truly,
With all its gamblin' halls, brothels and sleazy saloons the most...

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Happy each morning as poop on a stick
Happy as smooching with a cute li'l chick
Grabbing and groping
Probing and scoping
Have a wonderful time till in my...

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New Year resolutions

They are back. Yesteryears’  resolutions
That  evaporated ere execution.
My first one this time around
Is that resolves shouldn’t get drowned
Or  suffer the...

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Base Ball

Give me basically any ball and I love it
               ...

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Does anyone truly know how far it is to travel to heaven?
Have you ever counted the steps to get there?
I have traveled there many times...

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after all the idiots who followed Camping
found themselves up ****’s crick
after May of 2011 &
after all the morons hoping & “praying”
that they would get a...

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Watson and Crick
After eighteen months 
Of scientific research 
Discovered the chemical structure 
Of dna, 
          ...

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