Best Clowns Poems

Naked Clowns Demented Brother

Alas one disaster follows another,
naked clown - demented brother
dancing for the heads of state
asleep with faces in their plate
and as the rubber chicken stretches
they send again the fool who fetches
red noses from downtrodden wretches
to decorate the wedding cakes
join the real to crumbling...

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There are two famous politicians who hold the stage,
they should be in this year New York's Halloween Parade
to attract huge crowds: they are stuttering Biden and hysterical Harris; 
these two have shaped the theatrical perception of two charade clowns!

One is hideously scary, the other is...

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Clowns
There once was a real scary clown
Wore neither a smile nor a frown
Just a scowl and a stare
Guaranteed kids he’s scare
Without even making a sound

I was scared of all clowns as a kid
When I saw them I went and hid
The red hair and red nose
And...

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Once there were clowns in a circus, 
Whose clown's knew not of their purpose.
None, laughed at their tricks.
Nor their slaps and kicks; 
Because Nuns hate fracas,n ruckus....

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After spending a night on the town
and drinking ale - a hearty dark brown,
we were feeling sooo frisky,
tried moves a bit too risky,
quickly learned: What goes up, must come down!...

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Comic
faces smiling.
Maniacal laughter
echoing deep inside the head.
Terror.


This poem was inspired by Cindy Sherman's Untitled #425, a chromogenic color print from 2004.  This print was seen at the Dallas Museum of Art, which is currently hosting a Cindy Sherman retrospective until June 9, 2013....

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There once was a clown name of Marty.
Whose circus performance was one big party.
   He made people laugh
   but that's only the half.
His appetite was very hardy.

Not for food, though he did like to eat
but for people he wanted to meet.
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Last night I bore a troubled heart
   And prayed the Lord His peace impart...

     And dreamt I then of fancy things
       Of angel's wings, and Queens, and Kings

Of pirate ships and maidens fair
...

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SOMEBODY HELP ME !!!

The voices in my head argue forth and back
they make me tired afraid of an attack but…
I can’t sleep ‘cause the clowns will eat me

Scary Freakin' Clowns

What scares me most is that big red nose
I don’t want to be around when he...

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There have been many sightings
of scary clowns stalking kids
even in broad daylight;
who are these psychopaths 
causing panic in every town?

They could be your neighbors
or strangers from miles away;
they even call your home
to make a prank call to scare you...
Halloween won't be fun anymore!  

Be...

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scary creepy clowns 
leer at innocent children
blood red moon laughing

Oct.18/16...

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It's funny to me, all the fear they impose
I see it in children, and some adults that I know
With their painted on faces and squishy red nose 
What's there to fear, their vagabond clothes?

There's 15 to a car, the size of an ant
Whose feet fit...

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We play in the streets shaded of grey
We sing and dance but in the saddest of ways
Duplessis turned us into little clowns
In boarding houses of very strange towns

Our mothers cried, we heard them we did
Crying from the skies
We became the faceless infants
We became many shades...

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You ask me why I live in cave
Caveman not want to be a slave
I take a chance and look around
I see that people act like clown

Your little ones you not take care
You always running here and there
You drop them off at crazy school
No discipline when...

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I was a solemn person by nature, so my demeanor was always dignified,
Like the somber moon of nighttide, that sees vaguest dreams magnified.

Oh, I enjoyed having a good time, only I showed it in different ways,
As when a blizzard pummels the mountains, and the bold...

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