Best Clorox Poems

Not-So-Heroic Couplets
by Donald Trump
care of Michael R. Burch 

To outfox the pox: 
kill yourself first, with Clorox!

And since death is the goal, 
mainline Lysol! 

No vaccine?
Just chug Mr. Clean!

Is a cure out of reach?
Fumigate your lungs, with bleach!

To immunize your thorax,
destroy it with Borax!

To immunize...

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This silent heave grows much too thin
when this dreary night is ripped by transient stars
and black fire.  I bleed, bleed and rake
like if I never belonged to a world 
now made from recycled
apathy---piles of rusty acid in the rain--- 
where the god-forsaken screen 
of...

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