Best Clorox Poems

...Not-So-Heroic Couplets
by Donald Trump
care of Michael R. Burch 

To outfox the pox: 
kill yourself first, with Clorox!

And since death is the goal, 
mainline Lysol! 

No vaccine?
Just ch......

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...Walking through the streets of my home town 
Reaching for the  Memories of days long passed
Seeing nothing of what I once knew 
Accepting the fact 
That I can never go back
To the time when doors rem......

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...Scrubbing Bubbles, Dreft, Life Buoy, and Shout.
Help me to get my greasy grimy out.
Irish Spring, Dove, Windex, Borax too,
I turn to them when I am blue.

Cleaning is something I resolve not to ......

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...I have my friend frog,
in my pocket tucked away.
Because if my mother sees him,
she won't let him stay.

He smells like the fish gut,
I have on my hands.
We both need a bath,
and our feet's f......

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...Brangelina, the quasar, came to a motel
Of a small Cambodian village 
Where smog was spread all over.
As they entered their room
They felt abodaroma infesting the room.
As they looked down to th......

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...This silent heave grows much too thin
when this dreary night is ripped by transient stars
and black fire.  I bleed, bleed and rake
like if I never belonged to a world 
now made from recycled
apa......

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...In scratchy swales emitting Clorox gas,
Matador houseflies cross paralyzed eyes;
A kaleidoscope scene where jagged glass
Cracks beneath footsteps of love’s promised lies;

Forgotten by choice th......

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...Diane Perna
BURNT TEARS


I remember a tormented childhood with
Dad’s words laced with poison and Mom 
tossed acid on my tears by saying no words
to stop it and even joined it.

I remember t......

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...It's my body, and I'll cry if I want to!
Lie if I want to!
Die if I want to!
You might die too if I come near you.

No vaccine pricks my skin. 
Absolute is my right 
to randomly infect another......

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...Began so promising
As thoughts of a new year approached
Some called it a year of new beginnings and clarity
That 20/20 vision of sorts

Unknown and foreign
You found your origins in a faraway l......

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..."Just how long have you believed the
            wasps have it in for you?"...    my psych therapist

He must be new in the neighborhood--
he wasn't told If he builds it, She will come.
Never mind he......

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...She crawls out of her skin, folding it on bath water
                                           Noticing the ring of a former lover,
With cleanser she scrubs his territorial insignia,
            ......

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...For years, those homegrown scents have been stuck in my head.                                                                                                 It's mother's home-grown and freshly cook......

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...Stomped down reprogrammed
I like eggs  don't like ham
Spam have to be turkey sized
Milk down buttered based biscuits rose high down size

Chopped phones all lies
Recorded conversations tripped ......

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...Strum the strings of that ukulele. 
Whistle a tune I've never heard.

The music in my head is ruined-
by the sounds of drunkards puking
and old men courting younger ladies.

I am the Blues.
Take me p......

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