If You See Pledge You Had Better Run

Scrubbing Bubbles, Dreft, Life Buoy, and Shout. Help me to get my greasy grimy out. Irish Spring, Dove, Windex, Borax too, I turn to them when I am blue. Cleaning is something I resolve not to do unless I am in the throes of a horrible boo-hoo. Clorox, Borax, Tide, Dawn, and Ajax too. They only come out when I am mad at you. If you see the Pledge, you had better run. If I bring out the Zest, for you it is not going to be fun. If you see Old English you know you are a cad. Because I only clean like this when I am truly really mad. Or if company is coming, which is only two or three times a year. Where are you going,- as I reach for the Tide - afraid of me, dear?