Best Clergyman Poems
The Clergyman and the ShipLo and behold!
The clergyman knocked
At the door of the ship
To explain to the captain
The hazard of having
A broken engine
The ship was elegant outside
But most people say (people who know this ship)
What's within - a jungle
Snakes, tigers, hyenas
Scorpions, tarantulas, and the likes
Plagued the place
But the clergyman...
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Categories:
clergyman, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
The Clergyman, Cameraman and CongregationTHE CLERGYMAN, CAMERAMAN & CONGREGATION
With booming praise and heavenly devotion,
There stood a powerful pastor, full of divine emotion.
In a realm of faith, where spirits thrive,
The pastor strive to keep bodies & souls alive.4
His words flowed like rivers, reaching every heart,
His sermon sets their doubt...
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Categories:
clergyman, 1st grade, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
A Politician to a Clergyman
Reverend, given the moral climate
of the House and of the Senate,
would you kindly keep your invocation
free of innuendo and provocation,
and, please, insinuate nothing that might
cast others in a less than righteous light.
No politician wants to lose his job,
a fate worse than the wrath of God.
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Categories:
clergyman, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Successful ClergymanLooks for birds in the bush
to preach vague salvation,
and they listen meekly
if he is the man of God
loaded with divine words
tipped with fire of truth
that no creature can ignore
his success flies in clouds...
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Categories:
clergyman, metaphor, religious, wisdom,
Form:
Free verse