Best Chew Poems

Words turn to sounds lost in infinity.
                                Nothing stays for eternity  .
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There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew”
His cousin next door was named “Flu”
He found "cold" in the hallway,
And threw up on the walkway,
I do hope he doesn’t find you!

~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~...

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I can't make you understand how I feel,
And I've spent a lifetime trying to explain it.
Chances are YOU'LL never experience it,
As you are in the latest years of your life ...
There's no way to induce these damn things,
And I wouldn't DO that to you if...

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Wood chew believe aye took stock...?

Upon a whim, an endeavor
arose to communicate
cumulative key whatchamacallit,
yea...nuggets o' wisdom, asper
about yours truly no reason, nor

rhyme unwinding, tooling sputtering
most vexing mystery more
baffling than any whodunnit,
asper in this ole rattle trap to whit,
which drab filler hoop fully doth newt

induce thee...

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Eye’m know good at punk chew asian and my speeeling is pretty pour
A period is a woman’s monthlies and I don’t no what to ewes comma,s four

Ellipsis I ewesed in Arthur’s infinite dot thirteen poetry form. I hope I ewesed them to good affect

May bee...

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I'll cut you into little pieces, 
push you down underground. 
I'll let maggots feast on you, 
just to see broken flesh. 

I'm glad you understand my twisted self, 
and you take part of my daily bread. 
I'm going to hang you from 
the highest star...

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There once was a boy who could not chew
Yet he especially savored beef stew
  He’d just bite and swallow
  As taste buds lay fallow
Smell’s as good as taste ~ Pinocchio knew...

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Not sure when all of this started
Maybe the day sanity departed
But now I find that I like to chew
On anything the color of blue

The transition was rather simple
Erasures from colored pencils
Of course you know the color I choose
Do I need to keep reminding you

And who...

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My mommy, this sweet old soul, told me this way back when
Chew your food thirty-two times, to help with digestion
Don't know if it's true
How's about you
Thought it baloney, till my bowels threatened insurrection...

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Bite Off More Than They Can Chew

How can someone be chocked up who we knew;
Have them Bite Off More Than They Can Chew;
Terrible diet;
Should not try it,
And then try to cram down mouth with a shoe.

Pediatrician and a Pedophile

When a pediatrician wants to trim off...

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I am subject of your objections
your majesty
let us cloak ourselves
 in the moral fabric of religion
and make believe we're royalty
present an image to impress
a new age novelty
a dying breed of humanity
we knock at empathy's door 
beg entrance to the light
gained only from the price of
a...

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CHEW THE CUD

Im afraid to love again
Everything can all be so sudden
Falling in love is no problem
But failing to be love is such a pain

Loving someone is such a privilege
But loving the wrong person
Is worst than a venom
There is no escape unless a sacrilege

Let them...

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Let him chew her lips
And rub her 
breasts           
Whole nights
Till his animalistic 
hunger is over 
And feels as a dog 
After feeding on a 
dead animal.

And let,
There the cliffs and 
the cloud
There the fir 
forests,...

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Bovine couple
Cuddling...

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Do not let any gossip get on you!

Do not chew gossip pieces like a cashew

or cause your true mood to lift or subdue!

Please do not pursue a friendly gossip review
from others who cannot add or subtract one clue
to avoid a stressed fight or flight gossip...

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