Best Chew Poems
Words turn to sounds lost in infinity.
Nothing stays for eternity .
Pain is just a phase.
Don't make it your launching base.
Bad day .
Is a fee to pay .
So chew misery like a gum.
And spit it and wait for tomorrow to come .
30Aug 2021
There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew”
His cousin next door was named “Flu”
He found "cold" in the hallway,
And threw up on the walkway,
I do hope he doesn’t find you!
~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~
Wood chew believe aye took stock...?
Upon a whim, an endeavor
arose to communicate
cumulative key whatchamacallit,
yea...nuggets o' wisdom, asper
about yours truly no reason, nor
rhyme unwinding, tooling sputtering
most vexing mystery more
baffling than any whodunnit,
asper in this ole rattle trap to whit,
which drab filler hoop fully doth newt
induce thee to vomit
while this true bore doer sits here twit
tilling thumbs, one doubting Thomas
addresses, (albeit favoring abridged titbit
alphabetized list), I attempt (collusion
gluten, GMO free), aye solicit
motley fool, not to accrue superprofit
unbiased worded atypical, bohemian
rhapsodizing non mercurial portrait
most challenged since umpteenth orbit
whiling away this last May 2019 Tuesday
around nearest star circle game
impossible mission exit
or at least until after exhausting
without courting death
senescence to delimit.
ME? ANTI THE FOLLOWING::>
aggression, alcohol, apartheid, authoritarianism,
billboard, bureaucratic, censorship, church,
cigarette, anticlericalism, anticolonialism,
commercialism, communism, conglomerate,
conventional, corporate, corruption,
counterfeiting, crime, cruelty, cult, defamation,
diarrheal, dogmatic, dumping, elitism,
establishmentarianism, fascism,
fashion, formalist, fraud, fur, guerilla, gun,
hierarchical, hijack, hunter, king, illiterate,
litter, lynching, macho, materialism, militarism,
miscegenation, monarchical, monopolist,
mosquito, nationalist, nepotism, noise, nuclear,
obesity, pesticide, plague, pollution, poverty,
racist, racketeering, rape, religion, revolutionary,
riot, royalist, sexist, shoplifting, slavery, smog,
smoker, smuggling, snob, subversive, tax,
terrorist, theft, tobacco, totalitarian, violence,
vivisectionist, welfare.
What About You?
Do not let any gossip get on you!
Do not chew gossip pieces like a cashew
or cause your true mood to lift or subdue!
Please do not pursue a friendly gossip review
from others who cannot add or subtract one clue
to avoid a stressed fight or flight gossip miscue.
Gossip trash is someone's self-dramatic mildew -
their dollops of traumatic vomit, toxic stew.
Rise above all false and farce words construe
for such slurs are source glued, not screwed to you!
Eye’m know good at punk chew asian and my speeeling is pretty pour
A period is a woman’s monthlies and I don’t no what to ewes comma,s four
Ellipsis I ewesed in Arthur’s infinite dot thirteen poetry form. I hope I ewesed them to good affect
May bee I knead a dick shun airy and some punk chew asian lessens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buy the whey, my friend has edited this fore me and she thinks my speeling is prefect sew eye have got rid of my smell chequer and thawsorearse.
Inspired by punctuation blog
(If you need a translation of the poem soup mail me lol)
07-03-17
My mommy, this sweet old soul, told me this way back when
Chew your food thirty-two times, to help with digestion
Don't know if it's true
How's about you
Thought it baloney, till my bowels threatened insurrection
I'll cut you into little pieces,
push you down underground.
I'll let maggots feast on you,
just to see broken flesh.
I'm glad you understand my twisted self,
and you take part of my daily bread.
I'm going to hang you from
the highest star in the heavens,
burning your laughter from your lungs.
I'd be joyful, emotionless,
wreckage not even God Himself can undo.
Underground the maggots chew and chew,
hey girl there I see you.
There once was a boy who could not chew
Yet he especially savored beef stew
He’d just bite and swallow
As taste buds lay fallow
Smell’s as good as taste ~ Pinocchio knew
Not sure when all of this started
Maybe the day sanity departed
But now I find that I like to chew
On anything the color of blue
The transition was rather simple
Erasures from colored pencils
Of course you know the color I choose
Do I need to keep reminding you
And who in their right mind would not pack lunch
Without the world of Crayola in a colorful box
They even give the crayons fancy names
Although all the shades of blue taste the same
And for a chew with a bite without the bark
I always do blue from the Play-Doh jar
To be fair other colors I've tried
But haven't I told you it's the blue that I like
Don't dare get me wrong there is normal I find
Why I'm a softy for good a blueberry pie
Then there's blue Pixie sticks
And blue Kool-Aid mix
Blue frozen pops
Blue chewy gum drops
Blue Gatorade
Blue frosted cupcakes
Who ever knew
There was so much color blue
And I know what you think
Call it a hunch
But the Permanent Marker
I needed only try once
Like I said
I'm not sure when all of this started
Maybe the day sanity departed...
Bite Off More Than They Can Chew
How can someone be chocked up who we knew;
Have them Bite Off More Than They Can Chew;
Terrible diet;
Should not try it,
And then try to cram down mouth with a shoe.
Pediatrician and a Pedophile
When a pediatrician wants to trim off nails
And set out to sea and then smoothly sails,
With poor child;
Meek and mild;
Always does use a pedophile before he fails.
Hippopotamus and Disappearance
A hippopotamus always has a low clearance;
Follows rules and to them he has adherence;
In order to remove,
And things improve;
Need hippopotami to discover his disappearance.
Jim Horn
I am subject of your objections
your majesty
let us cloak ourselves
in the moral fabric of religion
and make believe we're royalty
present an image to impress
a new age novelty
a dying breed of humanity
we knock at empathy's door
beg entrance to the light
gained only from the price of
a thousand lost souls
in their luminescent flickerings
of goldfish in a bowl
a pisces paradise
invading parasite
beguile thy emerald isle
fornlorn the jagged shores
of Erinyes and Norn
feigning faint, a bulimic trick
how we stumble and trip through these doors of perception
by divine intention
a moral invention
you can swallow your god pill whole
but I still prefer to chew
CHEW THE CUD
Im afraid to love again
Everything can all be so sudden
Falling in love is no problem
But failing to be love is such a pain
Loving someone is such a privilege
But loving the wrong person
Is worst than a venom
There is no escape unless a sacrilege
Let them be gone
Like the demon
Let them drink thy own poison
And begone
I would rather be on my own
With peace and serenity
Together with the nature alone
I'll find my security
@ Copyright Meline Ngo December 17, 2015
More Than Can Chew
More than can chew don't bite,
Whether it be day or night,
Success is in site.
Jim Horn
Let him chew her lips
And rub her
breasts
Whole nights
Till his animalistic
hunger is over
And feels as a dog
After feeding on a
dead animal.
And let,
There the cliffs and
the cloud
There the fir
forests, slippy
slopes and sunlit
woodland
There the streams
and their willowy
banks
There, my loving
maternal-grands
There, my female
friends and
There, my dear dad
and
mom’s grave
Live day in and day
out
In and around my
mind.
And, this plain
verse, my naive
experience,
Touch their tender
hearts, the true
lovers.
And, let this old
golden music
This playful breeze
These songs of gay
birds
There the hauling
of fox
There the barking
of dog
These unbound
wild meadows--
buzzing bees
and grazing horses
These pure pebbles
and stones
and innocent trees
For eternity, O my
Lord, form my sweet
company.