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Eye’m know good at punk chew asian and my speeeling is pretty pour A period is a woman’s monthlies and I don’t no what to ewes comma,s four Ellipsis I ewesed in Arthur’s infinite dot thirteen poetry form. I hope I ewesed them to good affect May bee I knead a dick shun airy and some punk chew asian lessens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Buy the whey, my friend has edited this fore me and she thinks my speeling is prefect sew eye have got rid of my smell chequer and thawsorearse. Inspired by punctuation blog (If you need a translation of the poem soup mail me lol) 07-03-17

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Julian Lawson

Date: 8/24/2017 6:24:00 PM

Good fun, Thought this was a poem about punks, Enjoyed the wordplay and humour, may bee having re-invented punx having a laugh with convention and formality!??

Jan Allison
Date: 8/24/2017 6:29:00 PM

I do have fun with many of my poems and try and make people smile Julian:-) The title was my starting point and after that eye adder bit of fun:-) hugs jan xx

White Wolf

Date: 7/4/2017 3:55:00 PM

Hahaha, you crack me up

Jan Allison
Date: 7/4/2017 3:56:00 PM

Glad I can make you smile WW:-)I did have fun with this poem especially punk chew asian lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Old Man Emu

Date: 7/4/2017 2:43:00 PM

Ha ha, love it Jan, gives hope to poor spellers and sends the grammar nazi's into a spin! Great work. Thanks for your comment on my spider love. Hope you can embrace one soon. Kind regards, Craig

Jan Allison
Date: 7/4/2017 2:46:00 PM

thanks Craig I had such fun writing this one:-) and as for 'doiders' (our family name for spider's) no way am I cuddling up to one in the near future lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dan Cwiak

Date: 7/4/2017 11:50:00 AM

Don't worry Jan, this was not "Lost in Translation". If you ever seed nomeone to sheck your chelling, I'm abailavle. lol Great write!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/4/2017 11:54:00 AM

ha ha ha my editor said it was prefect and I didn't knead my smell chequer ever again but fangs four the offal:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 7/3/2017 10:51:00 PM

Lol...A very clever title Jan...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/4/2017 2:03:00 AM

Thanks Joseph I had fun writing this tongue in cheek poem. I think the title is so so funny!:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

Date: 7/3/2017 6:07:00 PM

I lived the poem, now I confess * I was like but I dont get the title * then hours later * bang it hit me and I am almost spilled my drink ............. laughing

Jan Allison
Date: 7/3/2017 6:09:00 PM

lol Arthur I think the punk chew asian is the funniest bit lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Suzanne Delaney

Date: 7/3/2017 11:54:00 AM

Ha ha Jan: Eye knedud a larf tadaay. When I saw the title I thought you might be punching someone from China or Japan lol Hugs from SuZ

Jan Allison
Date: 7/3/2017 2:08:00 PM

Thanks Suz:-):-) I saw the blog and couldn't resist a bit of humour:-) I'm so glad no one has taken this too seriously, I just write for fun:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith

Date: 7/3/2017 11:54:00 AM

Impeckible pom...know dowt

Jan Allison
Date: 7/3/2017 2:05:00 PM

lol thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

James Inman

Date: 7/3/2017 10:42:00 AM

Very clever Jan, another smile from you. Thank you.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/3/2017 11:23:00 AM

Cheers James I had fun with this:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe

Date: 7/3/2017 9:09:00 AM

Thanks for the chuckle. Took me a moment to parse the first line, LOL.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/3/2017 11:27:00 AM

I wrote a poem for a homophone contest and it was such fun to do and when 'punk chew asian' came into my head I simply had to write a tongue in cheek poem . I'm so pleased no one has taken offense - punctuation and spelling are important but sadly with twitter and social media it isn't as widely used as it once was and I tend not to use punctuation in limericks as in my opinion it spoils the flow:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 7/3/2017 8:49:00 AM

I appreciate how you speak//with your tongue firmly planted in cheek//you don't mumble//Many stumble//over commas, then, they, fearfully, go, "EEK!" Ah, well, whatever... ;-) Thanks for the sillies! Huggammas ~ j

Jan Allison
Date: 7/3/2017 11:27:00 AM

ha ha ha you should post that on your page John lol It could be added to I'm sure:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands

Date: 7/3/2017 8:49:00 AM

LOL Thanks for the laugh Jan :)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/3/2017 11:28:00 AM

Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 7/3/2017 8:44:00 AM

Well I'm grateful I don't have to experience the monthly thing anymore, a monster of horrors it was... our else I wouldn't have been able to read this...

Jan Allison
Date: 7/3/2017 8:47:00 AM

lol thanks Eve you call . a period, we call it a full stop and I would love to put a full stop on mine lol:-) hugs Jan xx