Jan Allison Poet Free verse

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Punk Chew Asian and Speeling

Eye’m know good at punk chew asian and my speeeling is pretty pour
A period is a woman’s monthlies and I don’t no what to ewes comma,s four

Ellipsis I ewesed in Arthur’s infinite dot thirteen poetry form. I hope I ewesed them to good affect

May bee I knead a dick shun airy and some punk chew asian lessens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buy the whey, my friend has edited this fore me and she thinks my speeling is prefect sew eye have got rid of my smell chequer and thawsorearse.

Inspired by punctuation blog

(If you need a translation of the poem soup mail me lol)

07-03-17

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Julian Lawson August 24, 2017 at 6:24 PM Good fun, Thought this was a poem about punks, Enjoyed the wordplay and humour, may bee having re-invented punx having a laugh with convention and formality!?? Jan Allison August 24, 2017 at 6:29 PM I do have fun with many of my poems and try and make people smile Julian:-) The title was my starting point and after that eye adder bit of fun:-) hugs jan xx

White Wolf July 4, 2017 at 3:55 PM Hahaha, you crack me up Jan Allison July 4, 2017 at 3:56 PM Glad I can make you smile WW:-)I did have fun with this poem especially punk chew asian lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Old Man Emu July 4, 2017 at 2:43 PM Ha ha, love it Jan, gives hope to poor spellers and sends the grammar nazi's into a spin! Great work. Thanks for your comment on my spider love. Hope you can embrace one soon. Kind regards, Craig Jan Allison July 4, 2017 at 2:46 PM thanks Craig I had such fun writing this one:-) and as for 'doiders' (our family name for spider's) no way am I cuddling up to one in the near future lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Dan Cwiak July 4, 2017 at 11:50 AM Don't worry Jan, this was not "Lost in Translation". If you ever seed nomeone to sheck your chelling, I'm abailavle. lol Great write! Jan Allison July 4, 2017 at 11:54 AM ha ha ha my editor said it was prefect and I didn't knead my smell chequer ever again but fangs four the offal:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May July 3, 2017 at 10:51 PM Lol...A very clever title Jan... Jan Allison July 4, 2017 at 2:03 AM Thanks Joseph I had fun writing this tongue in cheek poem. I think the title is so so funny!:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso July 3, 2017 at 6:07 PM I lived the poem, now I confess * I was like but I dont get the title * then hours later * bang it hit me and I am almost spilled my drink ............. laughing Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 6:09 PM lol Arthur I think the punk chew asian is the funniest bit lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith July 3, 2017 at 11:54 AM Impeckible pom...know dowt Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 2:05 PM lol thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Suzanne Delaney July 3, 2017 at 11:54 AM Ha ha Jan: Eye knedud a larf tadaay. When I saw the title I thought you might be punching someone from China or Japan lol Hugs from SuZ Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 2:08 PM Thanks Suz:-):-) I saw the blog and couldn't resist a bit of humour:-) I'm so glad no one has taken this too seriously, I just write for fun:-) lol:-) hugs jan xx

James Inman July 3, 2017 at 10:42 AM Very clever Jan, another smile from you. Thank you. Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 11:23 AM Cheers James I had fun with this:-) hugs Jan xx

Agnes Krampe July 3, 2017 at 9:09 AM Thanks for the chuckle. Took me a moment to parse the first line, LOL. Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 11:27 AM I wrote a poem for a homophone contest and it was such fun to do and when 'punk chew asian' came into my head I simply had to write a tongue in cheek poem . I'm so pleased no one has taken offense - punctuation and spelling are important but sadly with twitter and social media it isn't as widely used as it once was and I tend not to use punctuation in limericks as in my opinion it spoils the flow:-) hugs Jan xx

Heidi Sands July 3, 2017 at 8:49 AM LOL Thanks for the laugh Jan :) Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 11:28 AM Thanks Heidi:-) hugs Jan xx

Lim'Rik Flats July 3, 2017 at 8:49 AM I appreciate how you speak//with your tongue firmly planted in cheek//you don't mumble//Many stumble//over commas, then, they, fearfully, go, "EEK!" Ah, well, whatever... ;-) Thanks for the sillies! Huggammas ~ j Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 11:27 AM ha ha ha you should post that on your page John lol It could be added to I'm sure:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper July 3, 2017 at 8:44 AM Well I'm grateful I don't have to experience the monthly thing anymore, a monster of horrors it was... our else I wouldn't have been able to read this... Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 8:47 AM lol thanks Eve you call . a period, we call it a full stop and I would love to put a full stop on mine lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane July 3, 2017 at 8:02 AM I ewes two ewes a dicksunhairy. mite bea similac two years. butt years seams whey mo beta....mo classyfried. Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 8:09 AM lol I new ewe wood comment like that lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green July 3, 2017 at 7:35 AM Very creative and fun to read and translate. You did a great job with this one Jan. Jan Allison July 3, 2017 at 7:36 AM Thanks Chris I read Carole's blog and was inspired lol:-) hugs Jan xx