Darren Watson Poet Verse

Chat Up Ines

My friends have every sympathy
For the lack of romance in my life
but promise everything will be fine 
All I have to do if I want to find a wife 
is use their favourite chat up lines . 

Are you a parking ticket '' cos '' fine is written all over you
Seemed a little corny to me 
How do you like your eggs in the morning 
gave me a warning 
Those chat up lines are not all they should be .

Do you have a map '' cos '' I am lost in your eyes 
Almost made me giggle till I cried 
If you were a burger you'd be a Mcgorgeous 
was said the day that romance died .

I'm gonna have my teeth pulled to make more room for your tongue
Or kiss me so I know what an angel kisses like 
Do you believe in execution ''cos '' I'm really well hung 
Would have me riding home on my bike . 

So I thanked my mates for their best wishes
and their girlfriends smothered me in kisses 
as I said I was putting those ideas on the shelf 
I'll have more success with the misses 
and perhaps get lots more kisses 
If I am prepared to be myself.

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Selena Hernandez February 9, 2014 at 7:17 PM Those would definitely work on me(; Darren Watson February 9, 2014 at 7:57 PM Selena , I play soccer, Rugby and cricket , So I have quite a few male friends and I do hear lots of these chat up lines , Some I've seen used were used by married men on the pull . So be wary my friend . You are worth far more.

Nette Onclaud February 9, 2014 at 12:09 PM you don;t need those pic-up liines, darren.. you're great the way you are.. soo funny!.. huggs! Darren Watson February 9, 2014 at 12:20 PM Hello nette You are making things pop up on me , lol I was replying to Victoria and there you are . Thank you for saying such nice things . You are lovely yourself and hearing from you always makes me smile. Darren Watson February 9, 2014 at 12:14 PM Thank you Victoria I'm from Yorkshire in England , We are not exactly ultra modern ourselves in many ways . Our girls are a little more forward though . Some of their chat up lines are downright rude . lol

Victoria Anderson-Throop February 9, 2014 at 1:46 AM what fun! Obviously, Alaskans are not current with the male lines of the 21st century! Thanks for the humor! Victoria Darren Watson February 9, 2014 at 12:25 PM Thank you Victoria . I was responding to you as you can see on nette's post. Most recent line I heard was . If I bite my lip , Will you kiss it better . I must get out more , lol

Andrea Dietrich February 8, 2014 at 8:14 PM hahaha. the one about well hung!! I had not heard all these. I really enjoyed seeing this. the ending of this is correct. Just BE yourself. Darren Watson February 8, 2014 at 10:35 PM Andrea you should be arrested for looking so good . lol Thank you very much my friend . Your comments are as always , Very welcome .