Best Cap Poems

He was known as Joltin John
With his baseball bat and his cap upon

He played the game with vigour and speed
Many a supporter said he was all that they need

Was born Guiseppe Paolo DiMaggio number eight child
Lived in America  for his eighty four years 'til...

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Crowning the mountain,
A tiara of sunrays:
Summit of glory....

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Aching for my presence
she called me late one night.
She wanted to have 
a night cap,
and she knows I do it right.

Forty five minutes later,
on the counties outer rim.
I pull into the driveway,
of her old
Victorian.

Striking lightly with my knuckles
on the front door made of oak.
she opens...

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Neglige' i bought earlier
Inspired my creative
Genius for 
Hot and steamy, yet
Tasteless strip show

Cognac with our meal
Along with lingerie, spark such
Playful moods.....

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the underside 
of the Snapple bottle cap
reads 
that the nothingness 
of a black hole
generates a sound 
in the key of B flat

who can doubt
a Snapple cap...

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It's just too goo to be true,

in a crazy little crew,

drawing the ramps up,
dynamic slapstick-

always having food as thought,

the pummel on row,

which is 9000ft straight towards physical steal;

entered into a falsehood-

through made gravity stick,
and unleash the past!

Every loop an iron cross,

all dishes lost,

the accident,

the belonging,

On-
Time,

a...

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He Wears His Golf Cap Up High

His eyes throw comic arrows at his golf shot
Juggernaut after another, and a turkey trot
Double fidgets, a puppet swing
Slices and hooks on a string
Knees and feet wobble, his lessons went to pot



10/20/17

FUNNY LIMERICKS-Poetry Contest-DNP...

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Now picture this little scene if you can
On our wedding night, a little humour I had planned
Came into the room looking svelte
Wearing only a Yankee cap and a belt
Needless to say it broke the ice and the night turned out grand...

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My blue, frayed Cubs cap
Here I hold you in my very own hands
As I look at this old, yet important cap
Many memories go back in many years

The first time I've received this cap
Was when my mother brought you home
As you were a brand-new cap
Bought from...

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Wearing Florence Nightingale's cap proudly like the pioneer herself
Carrying closely in the heart the ethics and standards held by "the lady with the lamp"
Caring, loving, teaching and treating with the same light
More rules and wider visions to provide the best practice possible

A most emotionally and...

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Alpha Bet Cap Cha

Just twenty six letters of the english language to whit
twisted in various & sundry combinations pit
this bull dog of a canonical wordsmith with true grit
to craft bone a fide filigreed grammatical parts of speech fit
together against their verbose will
   akin...

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If you want to keep money, then Panama's the one
Like a British Prime Minister or wealthy Baron
If you want all the riches, to be like a fat cat
Then throw your flat cap off, get a Panama hat 

If you want bank accounts that no one...

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People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap.
But they'll stop laughing because I'm through taking their crap.
People say that my cap makes me look silly.
They say that it makes me look like a hillbilly.
This morning a city slicker called me...

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Ball caps were styled in a way
To shade your eyes from the sun thru the day
        The design was unique
         In the front was a beak
Which sure did the trick...

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