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Best Caller Id Poems

Below are the all-time best Caller Id poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of caller id poems written by PoetrySoup members

The Ash Can

The Ash Can  ©

I got the call on Sunday night.  I was traveling on business.  When I looked at the caller ID
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Categories: caller id, bereavement, introspection, lost love,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Don'T Believe Everything You Hear

Don’t Believe Everything You Hear

By Elton Camp  

You may be in for a nasty surprise, you see
If you blindly accept the name on Caller...

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Categories: caller id, business, may,
Form: Rhyme

Cold Calling

Cold Calling

				Who's calling, please? ...
				But I'm certain I've never had PPI,
				That's final, no matter how hard you try.

				Who's calling, please? ...
				I won't be paying you...

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Categories: caller id, anxiety, bullying, money,
Form: Rhyme

Cell Phone

Cell phone, cell phone! Ring! Ring! Ring!
Voicemail, Speedial, Messaging!
Caller I.D., Internet!
Music, Dialing, Hands-Free set!
Download pictures! Movie clips!
Tell my ears and hear my lips!
Cell phone, cell...

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Categories: caller id, computer-internet, funny,
Form: Free verse

You'Ll All Know When I Die

You'll All Know When I Die.
Ya wanna know why?
Because I possess what many would see as amazing abilities,
but these abilities of mine can be attained...

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Categories: caller id, computer-internet, political, visionary, time,
Form: Rhyme

Let Freedom Ring

The thing about Caller ID
Its as honest as Trump can be 
No one gives a damn
If it is a scam
Where liars and cheaters run free...

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Categories: caller id, corruption, culture,
Form: Limerick

Telemarketers

Out of Area
Was on the caller ID
I wonder which telemarketer
It can be

It was for children
Who were in need
Fro fallen sheriffs
Was they're plead

$25, $40, $50
What would...

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Categories: caller id, angst, childhood, love, people,
Form: Bio

Plastic Endeavors

I took a ride that was more like a slide
Down a track called the credit card way
It had no stops and I couldn't get off
But...

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Categories: caller id, funny
Form: Rhyme

Classic Case of a Naive Face

Your the one, I know, who will laugh at her, and she'll fall
You'll look at the caller ID and hit silent when she has only...

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Categories: caller id, addiction,
Form: Couplet

The Moocher

The Moocher

By Elton Camp

Most families have one or two
“Loans” from you they pursue
And never fail to assuredly say
“I will pay it back, right away.”

So worthy...

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Categories: caller id, family, funnyme, me,
Form: Rhyme

Home Phone

Surely you must know
 that when my home phone rings
 And my message warm and welcoming
 Or stern, stiff and abrupt
 that if caller id...

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Categories: caller id, goodbye, hello,
Form: Rhyme

Cure For Alone

Cure the Alone

It’s been so long since I haven’t been on my own,
I used to be sitting the warmth of someone or by the phone,
Now...

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Categories: caller id, life, loneliness, lost, love
Form: Lyric

Left

Left

© By Holly W. Schwartztol

Early on that morning
I wracked my brain
Trying to solve
A computer glitch

As I left the wretched machine
I rose and felt suddenly dizzy
And...

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Categories: caller id, death, loss, motherpain,
Form: Narrative

Hum

HUM
                        ...

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Categories: caller id,
Form: Lyric

Alabaster Anthems

ALABASTER ANTHEMS

As artists we should realize that inspiration is often born of pain,
Of loss, suffering, of cob-webbed corners with spiders the size of cats.
But even...

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Categories: caller id, art, community, emotions, introspection,
Form: Free verse