Best Byproduct Poems

Oh readers, may my brevity be realized in this passage
Oh fruitful earth, may you please ignore our credulity 
Oh bountiful harvest, may you please continue...

Read more of this work...

Christmas is over; everyone's looking forward to a new year,
except for an unfortunate few who have no family.
For them, there are no bells of celebration
to...

Read more of this work...

The painting on the wall has faded 
just like your love for me,
I see it, your eyes tell it so vividly…
The glint is gone, 
They...

Read more of this work...

Take water, what do you know about it?
it has an almost magical existence
yet does it start as a cloud?
or is evaporation from bodies of water?

The...

Read more of this work...

Anyone can write…
 and drown in their self-delusions; 
 from persons into personifications
 lists of passions, glorify self's illusions; 
 down those lists, 
 most...

Read more of this work...

Down the street at the corner, the sodium
Streetlight casts an eerie-yellow glow on the sidewalk

Below, a feint hissing sound emanating from escaped
Gasses. Up the stairs,...

Read more of this work...

The universe revolves around patterns and numbers.
Like an insomniac knowing not the meaning of the word slumber.
To say it's a big place would be a...

Read more of this work...

'Continental Drift' - The Metaphor

In the seventies (1), few people dreamed ‘it’ was true,
guessed by scientists first when rough coastlines compared (2)
matched like parts of...

Read more of this work...

I want to change the world.
Release the tape on the Pamper
Because it is overflowing with the byproduct
Of our indulgence, selfishness, and condemnation.

I want to wipe...

Read more of this work...

Mel got knocked up very early
when out playing the field,
then she went and murdered it
before it all got ‘too real.’
Now her baby haunts her dreams,
and...

Read more of this work...

Ugh, Why Must The Missus Vacuum At The Crack Of Dawn?
(circa: early December 27, 2018 morning)

There appears to be a
virulent (possibly deadly) strain
of housekeeping virus
Hoover...

Read more of this work...

Micro-particular molecular particles whose properties carry less mass at any given time typically are airborne, only to be respired and absorbed through means of respiration....

Read more of this work...

Earth was once molten rock;
from space, it would've glowed orange.
Bombarded by meteors,
its surface was barren and sterile;
until comets endowed it with oceans.
Our planet is a...

Read more of this work...

He is I, and I am him
…W H O?!?!?!?
Trapped in a life that is not their own, but claiming responsibility and expressing 
guilt, remorse and...

Read more of this work...

While out and about
an unexpected over bare ring bout
to defecate arose,
     where sphincter asserted clout
and would excrete
    ...

Read more of this work...