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Best Bun In The Oven Poems

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Premium Member WIFE AND MOTHER
WIFE AND MOTHER

 
Dearly Departed Sweetheart, and husband.
Some serious time I put in when I said " I do "-I kept true to the vows,...

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Categories: bun in the oven, death, death of a



Premium Member WIFE AND MOTHER
 
Dearly Departed Sweetheart,and husband.
Serious time I put in, when I said " I do "-I kept true to the vows, but not to myself.
you...

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Categories: bun in the oven, absence, death, irony,

Premium Member MEN YOU DEFINITELY WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE - PART 2
I once dated a chef …
I was worried about getting a bun in the oven
But when I saw him mincing across the kitchen
I knew I...

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Categories: bun in the oven, boyfriend, humorous, jobs, love,

Food Fun.
Food Fun. 
The Cook she fancied Chef.
She truly loved his meatballs
and as for his spotted dick. Sublime.

Chef he fancied Cook.
He really loved her chicken breasts
and...

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Categories: bun in the oven, food

Call It Anything But What It Is
Call It Anything But What It Is

By Elton Camp

In talking or writing, it’s become illicit
To use a plain term if it is too explicit
“Adult entertainment”...

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Categories: bun in the oven, on writing and words,

Commuter Widow
Trainspotting 
isn’t fun 
not when she’s dead tired 
arms of jelly 
ears full of tears 
	baby wants 
	baby wants 
pick the kids up 
from school
strawberry...

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Categories: bun in the oven, absence, life, loneliness,

Thrice because twice was nice (The blues)
I’s got six kids
Six mongrel dogs 
Living in one bed broken down shack
From six whisky drinkin’ hogs
And a v8, v8 Cadillac parked out back

Yes I...

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Categories: bun in the oven, funny

Sweat The Technique

There's a battle for your mind but you say it's just fine
 pulling a 9 to your head it's the walking dead
 Not since the...

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Categories: bun in the oven, art, rap,

Premium Member Battle of the sexes 5x one line
1, Battle of the Sexes : Fought over century's yet man's banner is wisest flown  white.  
2,Equal rights: Doors open wide and seats...

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Categories: bun in the oven, fun,

A MIRACLE
But then, hi there,
How is the bun in the oven
Burning?
How are you baking it?
And what is James Blunt saying now?
Does he think I don’t know?
You...

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Categories: bun in the oven, love,

oy Gevalt - Moi Ongepatchket Married Life - part uno
Once thy future spouse (Abby Zison) found herself in the family way
  (with what would turn out to be the first of our two...

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Categories: bun in the oven, how i feel, introspection,

Smooth Operator
Smooth Operator
it was late in the evening & on the street
had my body kit waxed on my Camry
fenders had a slasp of silver so did...

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Categories: bun in the oven, art,

I'm On Fire
I'm on fire busting out from the flames used to be a city kid in the hood
pulling my own like a dog without its bone...

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Categories: bun in the oven, rap,

Premium Member Who Mourns For Uriah
When King David's men went out to fight,
 he stayed back home to spend the night.
He stepped out on the rooftop in the evening air,
...

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Categories: bun in the oven, bible, murder,