Oy Gevalt - Moi Ongepatchket Married Life - Part Uno

Once thy future spouse (Abby Zison) found herself in the family way (with what would turn out to be the first of our two daughters – i do say determined and sealed the decision per our rolling in the figurative hay to wed said mother of thine deux female progeny on an agreed (in Linkin Park) upon a green day.   Both of us happened to be older grown offspring at ten times thrice Or three plus decades to be generally precise our fate sealed sans no hup hauling clay dice.   Said age difference approximately a year and a half between us two, and miserably living with parents, which o’er the years rancor grew. I agreed to pledge my troth on the premise this writer (christened Matthew Harris) aka king o one scott the lighter found himself in the throes of becoming a potential mister mom) per one dominant seminal striver a darwinian foo fighter.   Since neither of us took any precautions and thru caution to the wind the inevitable (i.e. a so called bun in the oven) nonetheless tasting supposed verboten fruits branded us as having sinned took us by surprise and got us necessarily biologically pinned. Even though a decision to tie the gordian knot (more like a noose) per donning the role of future father tightened and n’er got loose an inner conflict jostled thine inner being against forming a legal wedded union – the deuce.   Prior to taking that legal vow to be husband and wife until death doth us part before the justice of the peace (which building matter of fact, happens to be a hopper, skipper and jumper from where this seat experiences posterior strife because this gluteus maximus constitutes on bony **** as if being cut by a knife matrimonial bliss seemed like a pipe dream in subsequent years only to spiral into a maelstrom of chaotic life.   In truth, the prospect to marry in general mills and aforementioned gal in particular hardly filled yours truly with giddy excitement but a decision this troubadour wished to defer and tarry even as of this writing thoughts meander envisioning the bachelor life - since daughters grown and I feel self confidant to manage the unforeseen challenges of life, and hence less wary.