Best Brewers Poems
Hey, That's My MoneyWell, I see that Congress is proposin' another trillion dollar spree!
Those inept buffoons must think money grows upon a tree!
The treasury is crankin' out bales of twenty-dollar bills,
Doin' their part to cure (and inflate) the nation's many ills!
Funds were 'loaned' to help carmakers, now they're...
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Categories:
brewers, funny, political, money,
Form:
Rhyme
Matchstick BikesMatchstick Bikes
To tinkers and toilers
I salute,
From mending boilers
to weaving jute,
Man and boy
for generations,
I will unemploy
your occupations.
To...
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Categories:
brewers, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Nissed As a PewtHe's drunk as a skunk on St Patrick’s Day
Too much Guinness stopped him getting a lay
For he had brewers droop
So he had to regroup
He’ll have to wait for a roll in the hay
17th March 2015...
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Categories:
brewers, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
RetirementThe final day done and now my Liberty Bell
No more work retirement is now for me
Others come to shake my hand to say farewell
Oh now work has just become history
I can now put my feet up and watch TV
No more listening to what the boss...
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Categories:
brewers, retirement,
Form:
Ballade
When I Was KingLiving in the twilight of yesterday
Wistfully longing for a return
To reap the glory I once shared
For a destiny's child I was born
Then I grew up to be a king
Then on my throne I would sing
When I was the king
I thought of heavenly things
I...
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Categories:
brewers, fantasy, longing,
Form:
Ode
Vape To Be FreeA famed thinker , Voltaire, he observed and proclaimed,
Man is born free but everywhere he’s chains.
A simple enough statement but the truthfulness in it,
Is so profound and so relevant till to this modern day.
Early this week, a local minister just facebook posted his glee,
Malaysians can...
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Categories:
brewers, addiction, anniversary, appreciation, character,
Form:
Light Verse
WarWar should be no more - I hope everyone could be together in unity &
accord & sing in a chorus of pure, dazzling bliss! I smell the odor of remorse and
hatred in the atmosphere...leaving me with scraps of terrifying fears & reducing
me...
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Categories:
brewers, anger, angst, betrayal, confusion,
Form:
Acrostic
Stratching the ItchBees make honey; hens lay eggs.
Brewers mash and fill their kegs.
Chefs make meals and cows give milk.
Spiders spin their webs like silk.
Knitters turn out scarves and sweaters.
In Vermont, they fashion cheddars.
Artists sketch or draw or paint.
English teachers cross out “ain’t.”
Donkeys carry; doctors heal.
Actors act and...
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Categories:
brewers, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
My Manderin Orange Calvin KleinsEverybody was after them back in the day
I tell them this is not the King, you can't have it your way
I still have them and they are still sought after
When I wear them, I don't understand the laughter
A policeman stopped me and gave me...
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Categories:
brewers, funny, life, social, me,
Form:
ABC
Withdrawn For Good From Rat RaceSoul, slow down your flight
A kindred soul dare to delight
In your tryst when you hold her tight
Savouring every breath, every moment
Shunting aside pain and torment
Shutting out a callous comment
When your priorities say yes
Bless contours on tours that grace
The face so graceful it...
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Categories:
brewers, poems,
Form:
Free verse
HoppyI like a beer that’s hoppy,
With a bitter, pungent bite.
I never drink ‘til sloppy,
So imbibing is all right.
But when I have my nightly brew,
I want it to assert;
And every sip should help renew
In manners quite overt.
With hue of bronze and foamy head,
When poured, it should...
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Categories:
brewers, drink,
Form:
Rhyme
Chasing Stone SwansHalf an hour catching stone swans on a very thin window ledge thirty foot from the ground is not a pleasant way to spend the afternoon. And neither is running at great speed down a heavily tarmacked road or lane. It os imperative to use...
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Categories:
brewers, art,
Form:
Gonna Get Along Without You Now- CtYou left without saying goodbye
Tears on my pillow
Family conflict ...
Lust
He plays away from home
Behind closed doors
A lousy hotel
He wanted to get his leg over
Caught with his pants down
Trying something new
Teds no longer got brewers droop!
She likes it hot and spicy
Dressed in tight leather
Kay is so...
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Categories:
brewers, humorous, lust, relationship,
Form:
Light Verse
Witches, Goblins and Wannabees #4Paula is the queen of the witches,
While some are just learning to fly.
Many are brewers of poetic broth,
And I sigh for Halloweens gone by.
There’s only so much space in the dark sky
On this single night of the year.
Some will pick up their brooms and...
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Categories:
brewers, holiday
Form:
Light Verse
Why Are We Here
1 Corinthians 13:12 (KJV) “For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face: now I know in part; but then shall I know even as also I am known.”
We weren’t put on this earth to fill our own cups –
With all...
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Categories:
brewers, blessing, christian, faith, god,
Form:
Free verse