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Best Braggart Poems

Below are the all-time best Braggart poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of braggart poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member The Eye is Such a Braggart
The eye is such a braggart with its emerald this and hazel that.
Does no one dream about an ear or a nose?
(personally ... I find...

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Categories: braggart, appreciation, bereavement, body, feelings,
Form: Dramatic Verse



Premium Member A Braggart
A braggart for sure
The top best at everything
Amazing stories
A hit at a few parties
Until we could not stand him.
...

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Categories: braggart, celebrity,
Form: Tanka
Cupid's arrow hit a braggart
Cupid's arrow hit a braggart!

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Your sight stays in my eyes! Your undying love lives in my heart!

When you cry I shed tears! When you wince...

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Categories: braggart, feelings, heart, i miss
Form: Free verse
Braggart
There once was a driver named Dave,
Of his driving he often would rave.
Then one day on his own, drove and talked on his phone,
Now he's...

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Categories: braggart, car, grave, humor, teen,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Shameless Braggart
  Everyone knows
	That parents who brag about their children 
	Are bores.
	But grandmas with granddaughters
          ...

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Categories: braggart, childhood,
Form: Rhyme



Soul of the Poet
Invite of the trendy crowd,
yearning for acclaim,
a common braggart read aloud,
to glean synthetic fame.

The fellow even took a bow
when some had stood and clapped
The rest...

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Categories: braggart, farewell, poems, poetess,
Form: Quatrain
A Dog named SEX
A Dog Named Sex


My pooch is not named Rover, Fluffy, Spot or Rex.
I wanted something different, so I named my puppy, Sex.

To renew my doggie’s...

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Categories: braggart, animal, best friend,
Form: Light Verse
crispy skinned Cossages
Oh to crispy skinned Cossages
those tasty morsels of the mind
may imagining their delicate flavours
help your busy days unwind
		do they taste like asparagus
		or is it peach
		do...

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Categories: braggart, imagination,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Day the Ogre Sent Me to the Store
Tuesday was the day the ogre found my kitchen.
The dog sat in the hallway for an hour watching her
Empty my refrigerator, and two cupboards.
I had...

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Categories: braggart, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Eddie Claimed to Be a Cowboy - with video link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-KFwPNkS6U 


Eddie was a braggart,
At least we thought as much.
His lower lip was loaded, 
A three finger dip of snuff…
My mind said, “I think not.”

And...

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Categories: braggart, cowboy-western,
Form: Free verse
Humble Pie, Anyone
NOTE: This blog entry was erased because it was deemed "inflammatory". So I ask you, the audience: did this blog deserve to be erased? Let...

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Categories: braggart, how i feel, introspection,
Form: Prose
The Flames of New Emotions
The Flames of New Emotions
I.	Reminisce 
I am Grand Master Dragon
This new wave feels different from the others.  
It is quite an odd feeling. ...

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Categories: braggart, desire, emotions, friendship,
Form: Blank verse
The LOL Guy
He has time to criticize
  though no accomplishments has he!
    Just another braggart 
      with his...

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© Judy Konos  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: braggart, missing,
Form: Rhyme
the neighbor boy
I was sixteen budding and fulfilling.
He was fifteen searching and awkward,
walking me home from a bus stop backwards,
carrying my bags, strutting a silly-grin valor.

What a...

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Categories: braggart, husband, loveworld, heart, heart,
Form: Free verse
DOWN THE TRAIL
                        ...

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Categories: braggart, heartbroken,
Form: Haiku
Pink
On a morning where the storks flew
A golden-skinned man marked my view
His chest-puffing vessel on the yellow crystals rested
With only the middle extremities protected.

His muscles...

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Categories: braggart, sexy, silly, truth,
Form: Narrative
Paramedic Vs RN
Silently, I view your eyes.
Marbles, moving towards judgement.
So easy for you to surmise.
Where they came, where they went. 
Haughty, you ignore my report.
They sadly sit...

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© Ryan Tyler  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: braggart, abuse, care, corruption, humanity,
Form: Rhyme
Look, See, Learn
Look, See, Learn


Look:

Once upon a time boiling braggart was I
‘Fore the Damascene made me look High: 



See:

Of Holy Majesty that He so commands,
Has He ever...

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Categories: braggart,
Form: Couplet
War with Venus
I love you then I hate you then I love you again it's not a battle with you it's a battle within 

I love you...

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Categories: braggart, angst, beautiful, black african
Form: Ballad
Bando and the Blowfish
Of hubris, overweening pride, 
(a thing the gods can not abide) 
and all the hassle it may bring: 
of this, and blowfish, do I sing....

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Categories: braggart, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Monkey See, Monkey Do
Boys in their fathers’ moulds grow
Recycling habits and tidbits seen
Enacted as fathers punches at mothers throw
As fathers’ tantrums grow mean. 

Boys in domestic settings grow...

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Categories: braggart, poems,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member loudly
loudly
the braggart slurs  
a cork falls
...

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Categories: braggart, people,
Form: Haiku
Plan, Think and Act Well
Play your part in moulding the future very well
Plan, think and act with care and flair all the time
Ensure each step moves you nigh Heaven’s...

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Categories: braggart, poems,
Form: Terzanelle
The Badass Yodeler
I was in a bar in Texas,
in the eastern back-country,
with three beers already inside
and another draining quickly.
It was a perfect redneck bar,
the kind of place...

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Categories: braggart, anti bullying, bullying, drink,
Form: Narrative
Holy Weak
The world has a choice,

               Julius Caesar or Jesus Christ, 

...

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© Peter Dorr  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: braggart, religion, god, god, jesus,
Form: Free verse