You Are Not Magical

I am magical, I said. I can control her.
You cannot!
Yes, I can, and I do.
You do not!  
My eight-year-old twin is angry now, with a mean face.

I do not back down.  Want to see?
How?
What do you want me to make her do?
Make her come down those stairs.

During Jeopardy?
I am backing up now.
Our mother loves Jeopardy, it is the only TV show she believes in.
I cannot control her during Jeopardy.

I wrack my brain 
and it quickly comes up with a plan.
I smack her favorite blue glass vase off the top of the TV set.

There is a loud cracking sound.
My sister’s face turns into a horror movie.
She runs off, screaming “MAWWWWWWMMMMMMMM!”

Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.
See? I think stupidly. 
I am magical!
Impulsivity is my middle name.
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Ajmal Avatar
December 22, 2018 at 1:36 PM
Lol, the girl sure is magical, I absolutely love reading this wonderful poem of yours, well since Christmas is soon so I wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year
Krutsinger Avatar
December 22, 2018 at 6:27 PM
Thank you. I am in touch with my child self during Christmas week for sure. Merry Christmas back to you and Happy New Years, my friend!
Michael Avatar
December 22, 2018 at 12:04 PM
Certainly out of the box...Would make any body jump...Merry Christmas Caren
Krutsinger Avatar
December 22, 2018 at 6:27 PM
Thank you Arturo. Merry Christmas! Do something insanely mystically fun for yourself!
Wise Avatar
December 22, 2018 at 10:28 AM
Funny! Sounds like the kind of thing a cat would do and say if they could! LOL
Krutsinger Avatar
December 22, 2018 at 6:29 PM
You must get yourself a magical cat, because I have had one, and frankly it is a daily experience.
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