Best Blouse Poems

Mitt Romney’s wife was criticized
(Though she was not defensive)
Because she chose to wear a blouse
Considered quite expensive.

She wore it on a TV show
So she would look her best,
But journalists decided that
She’d failed the litmus test.

All those who like to criticize
Were ready with their clucks,
Delighted to...

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There once was a teacher, Miss Surely Best
Whose blouse was always open at the breast --
   She'd wiggle her shoulder
   Boys' eyes would get bolder --
Somehow they'd forget all about the test


    December 27, 2018
Entry in 'Bawdy Limerick'...

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Get out of my head,
Please get out of it while I rest in my bed, 
I don't need anyone right now, 
Your presence I can't allow, 

We've already said our goodbyes,
I coated my happy one with layers of lies, 
Just to let you be free,...

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(This is a fictional poem)

You've been mowing the yard without a top.
People are staring and this is going to stop.
If these men don't stop staring at you, they'll need get well cards.
Get your naked self back in the house and let me mow the yard.
You...

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Chris

My mother shouted from the kitchen

Beckoning me 

Look have you seen this

And pointed to

A dead squirrel sprawled out
on our front lawn

And it was still there the next day

But luckily for me before i had to
take care of it myself

I spotted my neighbors Mike
and Jimmy talking...

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I'm a button on her blouse
       roundabout chest-high

     Today she cursed because I burst
       though her guy's eyes opened wide...

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She saw her in a smart sporty blouse 
That drew sharp eyebrows and parents' grouse. 
She spoke of her high stake: 
It's all for students' sake, 
Stay assured; I strive, young minds to rouse.
______________________________________ 
This limerick portrays what actually happened in a primary school. She...

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What about trying D’s? I suggested. They have bras.
We have been shopping for four hours.
I want to go to D’s to find a spectacular blouse.
Something colorful and artsy.
I always buy myself one jazzy blouse before school starts.

We drive to Store D’s. 
My pal looks at...

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Outgo way ahead
Than income if stirs man’s head,
She in a shrunk blouse,
Although from a cultured house, 
Oh looks a bit lowly bred.
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Tanka/Limerick |13.07.2023| humour 
Poet’s note: Based on a shloka in Sanskrit:
Vittam parimitam adhika vyayasheelam purusham aakuli kurute |
Unaam shukam iva peena-stana jaghanaayaa kuleenaayaah ||
...

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Ugh
My blouse
Remnants of
Chocolate Hershey
This blouse just got washed
My poor husband
Will have to
Clean it
Ugh!...

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Moving through the street,
Downtown,
I encounter a rare sight,
Blouse with two blind eyes,
Dangling in the front,
But hidden underneath,

The eyes are not for seeing,
For decorations they are not,
But for imaginations,
Feelings,
Dreams....

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Once in the dresser out of sight
Forgotten upon the drop of night,
Will this favored blue blouse be found
Or will she merely hide around?

For once you enter the dressers’ hovel and glut,
And that small drawer is tight and shut,
And you are not seen at quick first...

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~~~~~~~~                     Pink Polyester Pants               ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I really like to ride my bike,...

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Confusion just settles in Julius’ house
And refuses to leave like well-fed mouse.
Julius needs nothing short of a tom cat
To out push whom he is sure is a vile rat:
A wife too cheerful with younger men
One: Ex-Boyfriend when he counts to ten…

Also, a wife whose bosom...

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Angelic or Abandoned Words Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Constance La France
Placed 3rd
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In a house there lived a mischievous mouse;	
It tore the landlady’s many a blouse.				
Though her husband told her ‘No’, 
To it she gave a big blow.
Forever, the mouse abandoned the house....

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