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Surely the Best Blouse

There once was a teacher, Miss Surely Best Whose blouse was always open at the breast -- She'd wiggle her shoulder Boys' eyes would get bolder -- Somehow they'd forget all about the test December 27, 2018 Entry in 'Bawdy Limerick' Contest Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/1/2019 11:01:00 PM

I like this Gershon,....made me smile real big. Congratulations on your top win with this Gem! Happy New Year my friend! xxoo

Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/2/2019 9:09:00 AM

Thank you for letting me know, Connie, and Happy 2019 to you and yours! ~ Gershon

Jan Allison

Date: 12/31/2018 4:47:00 PM

very witty and bawdy Gershon, many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/31/2018 5:11:00 PM

Thanks much, Jan. And once again, congrats to YOU on your top winner in the contest. ~ Gershon

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/31/2018 4:39:00 PM

Ha ha, great bawdy limerick, congratulations on your winning placement!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/31/2018 5:11:00 PM

Thank you, Tania, and a big thanks for sponsoring such a fun contest! Happy 2019! ~ Gershon

Line Gauthier

Date: 12/28/2018 6:12:00 AM

Good one, Gershon.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/28/2018 1:32:00 PM

O.K. Glad you liked it, ma'am! :) gw

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 12/27/2018 11:00:00 PM

Giggles! Good one ;D xomo!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/28/2018 1:31:00 PM

You dare to laugh at my sincere, serious effort to win a contest!! Why, I'll --- I'll ---- Where was I? Why, I'll --- giggle! That's what I'll do. So there! :)

Sand Blown

Date: 12/27/2018 9:59:00 PM

yah...the sixties and seventies...the oldt lift and separate ads on tv

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/28/2018 1:30:00 PM

Hmmm. Guess I missed out on those somehow. (I was always a tad on the innocent side back then). :) gw

Sand Blown
Date: 12/27/2018 10:13:00 PM

it's funny...lift and separate ads were ok with respect women...but what if they ran lift and separate jock strap ads with respect men....men would have outlawed it

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 12/27/2018 9:27:00 PM

A great bawdy rhyme. Exactly the right amount of bawdy.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 12/27/2018 9:33:00 PM

Oh, good! Thank you so much, Caren. I've been wondering about this one so. Appreciated!! :) gw