Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

Surely the Best Blouse

There once was a teacher, Miss Surely Best
Whose blouse was always open at the breast --
   She'd wiggle her shoulder
   Boys' eyes would get bolder --
Somehow they'd forget all about the test


    December 27, 2018
Entry in 'Bawdy Limerick' Contest
    Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

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Connie Marcum Wong January 1, 2019 at 11:01 PM I like this Gershon,....made me smile real big. Congratulations on your top win with this Gem! Happy New Year my friend! xxoo Gershon Wolf January 2, 2019 at 9:09 AM Thank you for letting me know, Connie, and Happy 2019 to you and yours! ~ Gershon

Jan Allison December 31, 2018 at 4:47 PM very witty and bawdy Gershon, many congrats on your win :-) hugs Jan xx Gershon Wolf December 31, 2018 at 5:11 PM Thanks much, Jan. And once again, congrats to YOU on your top winner in the contest. ~ Gershon

Tania Kitchin December 31, 2018 at 4:39 PM Ha ha, great bawdy limerick, congratulations on your winning placement! Gershon Wolf December 31, 2018 at 5:11 PM Thank you, Tania, and a big thanks for sponsoring such a fun contest! Happy 2019! ~ Gershon

Line Gauthier December 28, 2018 at 6:12 AM Good one, Gershon. Gershon Wolf December 28, 2018 at 1:32 PM O.K. Glad you liked it, ma'am! :) gw

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart December 27, 2018 at 11:00 PM Giggles! Good one ;D xomo! Gershon Wolf December 28, 2018 at 1:31 PM You dare to laugh at my sincere, serious effort to win a contest!! Why, I'll --- I'll ---- Where was I? Why, I'll --- giggle! That's what I'll do. So there! :)

Sand Blown December 27, 2018 at 9:59 PM yah...the sixties and seventies...the oldt lift and separate ads on tv Gershon Wolf December 28, 2018 at 1:30 PM Hmmm. Guess I missed out on those somehow. (I was always a tad on the innocent side back then). :) gw Sand Blown December 27, 2018 at 10:13 PM it's funny...lift and separate ads were ok with respect women...but what if they ran lift and separate jock strap ads with respect men....men would have outlawed it

Caren Krutsinger December 27, 2018 at 9:27 PM A great bawdy rhyme. Exactly the right amount of bawdy. Gershon Wolf December 27, 2018 at 9:33 PM Oh, good! Thank you so much, Caren. I've been wondering about this one so. Appreciated!! :) gw