Best Bladder Poems
Below are the all-time best Bladder poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of bladder poems written by PoetrySoup members
Getting Old Is Getting OldI've grown a bit slower, I've grown a bit fatter,
my mission each hour: relieving my bladder.
When I was a youngster, I had no...
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Categories:
bladder, age, old,
Form:
Rhyme
When the Urge Strikes - For JanJill was out on a leisurely stroll
When she suddenly needed to go
Her thighs she tightly squeezed
And headed for the trees
But tripped and fell, pants now...
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Categories:
bladder, funny, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Slow Movin TightsI'm in me bath here, with a box of red cheer,
yeah a box of red cheer, beer's too bloody dear.
Me mind's wanderin twixt big...
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Categories:
bladder, me, red, women,
Form:
Ballad
Flood Warning Collaboration - Inspired By ContestI crossed my legs but there was a flood
Blushing red I hope folks understood
But my waters had burst
And the baby's my first
Guess I'm ready to...
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Categories:
bladder, birth, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
On the RocksWhiskey on the rocks, advised by my doc
combats dementia, so bring on the blocks
no need for a glass; I'll have me the bottle
with a...
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Categories:
bladder, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
PonderingAs I ponder my weak bladder, you see.
I travel around the corner from thee.
Be careful if around the corner you go.
Please for your sake, watch...
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Categories:
bladder, life, parody, people,
Form:
Epigram
A Poem For the Ladies - Now a CollaborationMy bladder behaves through the night
Each morning my flow is just right....
But throughout the day
There is hell to pay
It's bursting; I cross my...
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Categories:
bladder, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
They Come In Twos-Unwanted Guests ContestDriving past the couple
I could see
They were heading my way
Expecting tea
Now anyone is welcome
At my humble home
Except those two
Why have they come?
She clanks...
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Categories:
bladder, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
GodspeedPrickly cool fills my lungs,
Like a bladder canteen on a Bedu dromedary,
Sloshing the alveoli that branch, internal ...
...
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Categories:
bladder, appreciation, conflict, loneliness, lost,
Form:
Free verse
Thru Maritime MilesThru maritime miles of minions in motion
We hedge our opinions while pledging devotion
To serving the Captain and sharing our smiles
Through barrels of onions and flea-bearing...
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Categories:
bladder, adventure, fantasy, funny, humorous,
Form:
Epic
Goldilocks and the Free BeersThe cabin was stood there, its door was ajar
The owners were out but they couldn’t be far
She was so thirsty she needed a drink
Did she...
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Categories:
bladder, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
HorribleHorrible, my map upended our time with boot camp son.
Horrible to get back to base, not be caught, had to run.
Horrible, to see Mom hurried...
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Categories:
bladder, angst,
Form:
List
I'M Disabled, Not StupidSome people can be so ignorant
I know they're not to blame
They see me in my wheelchair
And say “Aw, isn't it a shame”?
I say “Hello, I’m...
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Categories:
bladder, discrimination,
Form:
Rhyme
Pun FunI had an IPod problem!
I fixed it, this is how!
I named the thing "Titanic",
by God, it's "syncing" now!
I was wondering where the sun goes?
I stayed...
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Categories:
bladder, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Zolar the Inet God(after Edgar Allan Poe's "The Angel of the Odd")
It was a tidy day and I sat, replete, under vellux blankets.
Sadly, my tea was weak, the...
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Categories:
bladder, abuse, addiction, anti bullying,
Form:
Quatrain