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Best Black Friday Poems

Below are the all-time best Black Friday poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of black friday poems written by PoetrySoup members


Black Friday
black Friday
so long have detested you
traffic and shoppers
fighting over a cheap purse. . .
lost car in the parking lot...

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Categories: black friday, car,
Form: Tanka



Premium Member A Bit Of Black Friday Humour

RUDOLPHS DEMISE

Rudolf reindeer lost his sight in one eye
Santa said you won't be able to fly
Also said you're getting old
To a butcher he was sold...

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Categories: black friday, car, christmas, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Black Friday, Dark Day
Black Friday, Dark Day

You are coming. 
I checked the ads. 
I am ready. 
Wait?

No one needs, 
anything. 
Homeless…
are on the streets. 
Vets, without care. 

Angel...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: black friday, child abuse, childhood, christmas,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Black Friday
I won’t shop Black Friday
because I’m not ready
to fend for my life
in a scene rough and heady.

So call me a coward!
You won’t see me fight...

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Categories: black friday, crazy, desire, humor,
Form: McWhirtle
Premium Member Black Friday
Off to the races, running...
from pillar to post,
from store A to Z.

a mad dash for...
sweet deals; the bright light
of sheer excitement...

grace the faces
of early shoppers.
'Tis...

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Categories: black friday, business, encouraging, today, write,
Form: Verse



Black Friday
Fists flying people crying
On this crazy day black Friday
What a disgrace as the hunter’s race
Christmas bargains with a punch in the face   ...

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Categories: black friday, scary,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member BLACK FRIDAY
Bargains galore!
Lots of people out shopping
All looking for that special gift
Carrier bags bulging
Keep an eye on the spending

Frazzled tempers
Riots break out
I got the LAST one
Don’t...

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Categories: black friday, christmas, humorous,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Black Friday in the Mall
Walking wounded 
in the mall,
so many, so joyless,
grimly marching from 
store to store.
So few with a dance
in their step.
Buying and not needing,
hoping things will change
their...

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Categories: black friday, introspection
Form: Blank verse
Black Friday
Love your neighbor as you love yourself
What happened to our mind set?
She’s an infant not a cure for aids
She’s pure why forcefully snitch her virginity...

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Categories: black friday, tribute, women, women, women,
Form: Haiku
Black Friday
<                     ladies ~ gentlemen ~...

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Categories: black friday, adventure, dedication, fantasy, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Don't Stress Christmas
The northern skies are turning gray -- 
Seems the sun just doesn’t linger.
Christmas is just a month away, 
And the nights are getting longer.
That Thanksgiving...

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Categories: black friday, christian, christmas, corruption, holiday,
Form: I do not know?
December 21, 2012
The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend...

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Categories: black friday, business, funny, holiday, philosophy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Holidays - Cinqku
HOLIDAYS-- Cinqku


Midnight
black Friday
turkey burping
tryptophan tornado
red ink

Church bells
echoing
remembrances
disturb the secular -
rebirth


John G. Lawless
11/9/2014

submitted - Dr. Ram Mehta – Cinqku Poem – Poetry contest 


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Categories: black friday, culture, holiday, society,
Form: Cinqku
Mall Holiday Board Meeting

About thanksgiving a bunch of turkeys get together,
Have a meeting about sales for the holidays.
About fall they send out that letter.

Well those business folks got...

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Categories: black friday, holidaychristmas, people, thanksgiving, business,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Black for a Reason
We all get up early
To head out to the mall
For Black Friday Bargains
We want to get them all

First there's all the line ups
We're set to...

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Categories: black friday, holiday, social,
Form: Rhyme
Detainee
Can you remember who you were before the world told you who to be?
reminiscing on elementary, high school, college, was that really me?
they say you...

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Categories: black friday, america, confusion, corruption,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Don't Stress Christmas - repost
Don't Stress Christmas
 The northern skies are turning gray -- 
Seems the sun just doesn’t linger.
Christmas is just a month away, 
And the nights are...

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Categories: black friday, christmas, hope, stress, wisdom,
Form: Verse
Premium Member LOVE Conquers All
 Scene 1 - In a cabin on the Mountain side: 
      " Kenny, you ol' Food Dog you. How...

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Categories: black friday, family, friendship, love, sorry,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member - Some Crayons -

Blue Monday
they say
A green tuesday,
we celebrate birthday
The color red is wednesday,
an ordinary working day
Thursday, I paint yellow
my neighbor plays cello
Black Friday
... stay away !
Saturday is...

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Categories: black friday, color, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Don't Care
Grab that flat screen
It's what I really need!
I saw it in an ad
On a newsreel feed.

Black Friday is upon us
Forgot yesterday's meal
The day they call...

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Categories: black friday, culture,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Seasons
In March winds we spring ahead one hour
Flowering trees play in April showers
With a rainbow of colors, May flowers bloom
Summer comes in, school's out in...

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Categories: black friday, appreciation, nature, new years
Form: Rhyme
One Symptom Of What Is Wrong.
Who needs parades or who gets the wing?
We have no need for carols to sing.
For what matters today
is:" Get out of my way!"
as Black Friday...

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Categories: black friday, holiday, satire, social
Form: Limerick
SIGNS OF CHRISTMAS
                        ...

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© Dan Cwiak  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: black friday, christmas, culture, children, holiday,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member My Walmart Moment
my empty car
idles as I shop. . . 
Why aren’t my keys with me?

(This happened to me this year on Black Friday.
Lucky for me, I...

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Categories: black friday, funny,
Form: Haiku
PLAYER 1
I spit game proper, like a pro-batter, I got the right stroke
I work deals, like it's Black-Friday, I'm far from broke
I can't help but make...

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Categories: black friday, humorous, life, men, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme