Best Black Friday Poems
Below are the all-time best Black Friday poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of black friday poems written by PoetrySoup members
Black Fridayblack Friday
so long have detested you
traffic and shoppers
fighting over a cheap purse. . .
lost car in the parking lot...
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Categories:
black friday, car,
Form:
Tanka
A Bit of Black Friday HumourRUDOLPHS DEMISE
Rudolf reindeer lost his sight in one eye
Santa said you won't be able to fly
Also said you're getting old
To a butcher he was sold...
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Categories:
black friday, car, christmas, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Black FridayI won’t shop Black Friday
because I’m not ready
to fend for my life
in a scene rough and heady.
So call me a coward!
You won’t see me fight...
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Categories:
black friday, crazy, desire, humor,
Form:
McWhirtle
Black Friday, Dark DayBlack Friday, Dark Day
You are coming.
I checked the ads.
I am ready.
Wait?
No one needs,
anything.
Homeless…
are on the streets.
Vets, without care.
Angel...
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Categories:
black friday, child abuse, childhood, christmas,
Form:
Narrative
Black FridayOff to the races, running...
from pillar to post,
from store A to Z.
a mad dash for...
sweet deals; the bright light
of sheer excitement...
grace the faces
of early shoppers.
'Tis...
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Categories:
black friday, business, encouraging, today, write,
Form:
Verse
Black FridayFists flying people crying
On this crazy day black Friday
What a disgrace as the hunter’s race
Christmas bargains with a punch in the face ...
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Categories:
black friday, scary,
Form:
Rhyme
Black FridayBargains galore!
Lots of people out shopping
All looking for that special gift
Carrier bags bulging
Keep an eye on the spending
Frazzled tempers
Riots break out
I got the LAST one
Don’t...
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Categories:
black friday, christmas, humorous,
Form:
Acrostic
Don'T Stress ChristmasThe northern skies are turning gray --
Seems the sun just doesn’t linger.
Christmas is just a month away,
And the nights are getting longer.
That Thanksgiving...
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Categories:
black friday, christian, christmas, corruption, holiday,
Form:
I do not know?
December 21, 2012The world as we know it will end!
This warning the Mayans did send
But yes there's still time
After reading this rhyme
To honor Black Friday and spend...
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Categories:
black friday, business, funny, holiday, philosophy,
Form:
Limerick
Holidays - CinqkuHOLIDAYS-- Cinqku
Midnight
black Friday
turkey burping
tryptophan tornado
red ink
Church bells
echoing
remembrances
disturb the secular -
rebirth
John G. Lawless
11/9/2014
submitted - Dr. Ram Mehta – Cinqku Poem – Poetry contest...
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Categories:
black friday, culture, holiday, society,
Form:
Cinqku
Black For a ReasonWe all get up early
To head out to the mall
For Black Friday Bargains
We want to get them all
First there's all the line ups
We're set to...
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Categories:
black friday, holiday, social,
Form:
Rhyme
Mall Holiday Board MeetingAbout thanksgiving a bunch of turkeys get together,
Have a meeting about sales for the holidays.
About fall they send out that letter.
Well those business folks got...
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Categories:
black friday, holidaychristmas, people, thanksgiving, business,
Form:
Rhyme
DetaineeCan you remember who you were before the world told you who to be?
reminiscing on elementary, high school, college, was that really me?
they say you...
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Categories:
black friday, america, confusion, corruption,
Form:
Rhyme
- Some Crayons -Blue Monday
they say
A green tuesday,
we celebrate birthday
The color red is wednesday,
an ordinary working day
Thursday, I paint yellow
my neighbor plays cello
Black Friday
... stay away !
Saturday is...
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Categories:
black friday, color, nonsense,
Form:
Rhyme
Don'T Stress Christmas - RepostDon't Stress Christmas
The northern skies are turning gray --
Seems the sun just doesn’t linger.
Christmas is just a month away,
And the nights are...
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Categories:
black friday, christmas, hope, stress, wisdom,
Form:
Verse