A Belligerent Bernie

A Belligerent Bernie

What he did was disturbing by digressing
Around with minds when he is messing
Now have to understand what he meant
Wife looks good in dress they call a tent.

In repertoire many things are done by Bernie
Even went a journey to find an attorney
And down path as usual we were all led
He ended up seeing the Pope instead.

We would have to hesitate and levitate
And to see letter from Pope have to wait
He had hoped that the letter better be
Addressed to him from honorable Holy Sea.

As tension piled on while it was mounting
Letter had been from a Brooklyn soda fountain 
Where on top of Sunday's they have to heap
For belligerent Bernie who is an old creep.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Dietrich Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 9:35 PM
Ha. This had some chuckles in it. What little I know of this guy kind of sucks!!!
Withee Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 2:23 PM
Very nice
Horn Avatar
April 9, 2016 at 2:39 PM
SW, Why thank you. How did you find it? Hope my poems never will wither away. Will they? Jim Horn
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