Best Bail Poems

King George has spoken
The economy is broken
And he doesn’t know what to do
His financial plan he defends
To bail out his billionaire friends
And put the screws to me and you
It’s time we broke our silence
And showed them some violence
And take the fight to the street
If we’ve...

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Well I was just trying to reach the other side
Couldn't swim 
So I tried to fly
But I lost my wings
And if you don't mind
Could you bail me out please
One more time?
.
Ten years old at the swimming hole
That ol rope swing took a part of my...

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Rina Tina Rose Belly
Gossip with Moon Shelly
Looks forward Tulu
Nothing found blue
Little stars make a bright rally.

Grand mother tells a funny tale
Tina’s sleeping, have a great fail
Mom’s giving cake
All happy and take
Rina’s speaking `give G. mother bail.’...

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dreams are beings 
incarcerated inside of sleep,
and we petition for their freedom as poets.

Close your eyes, build a beautiful world
and bring it back in handcuffs....

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There was once a young girl named bail
Who was scared by the sight of a scale
She worked out all day 
So the doctor would not say
Bail Bail step up on the scale...

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Thieving out, can Law be so mundane
that twice the livelihood of theft is so renamed,
how look away, the recipe so plain
the Capitol of claiming's, not the same!

The bail out spending bubbles is insane
no effort, leverage only paper's feign,
invest to say it's so, while purpose lame
is...

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Beat spouse
Called louse

In funk
Got drunk

Left bar
Drove car

Cop stopped
Got popped

Smelled booze
Bad news

Tests muffed
Handcuffed

To jail
No bail

Court date
Learned fate

Judge gowned
And frowned

One year
Oh dear

Confined
He pined

Short shrift
Wife miffed

Entry for Caren Krutsinger's "Try A New Style" Contest...

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I breath you in deeply,
I softly exhale;
I longed for you to greet me'
As I lay alone in my cell.

My soul has no sail,
And nor my mind awaken;
Not a witness of my tale,
My body is all that is taken.

I try and I may fail,
To release what...

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we when on town
began to clown around
ran is to a cop
told us to stop
we refuse and got bop
than under a lock
well w you seel
to talk our way out this
we fail
so we had to make
BAIL...

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She Posted Bail!

   We had a fight

      I went to jail

  She still loves me!

    She posted bail!


Copyright McCuen 2008...

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after the bust
i when thur this stuff
  finger print
it was  denr
but tent
my skin was pail
but i made
BAIL...

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you can
hands cuffs hand
mabe sit in jail
face looks pail
waiting for the mail
then you get
BAIL...

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WHY DID THE GOVERNMENT ELECT TO BAIL OUT THE CORPORATIONS AND SEND 
ABSOLUTELY NO AIDE TO HELP OUT THE LITTLE MAN…??

WE NOW DO HAVE A NEW ADMINISTRATION ABOARD, WHICH IS ACTUALLY TRYING TO 
ISSUE US A NEW STIMULUS PLAN…

SO WITHIN THESE TROUBLING TIMES LETS ALL...

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We scrounged up
Every penny we could
The night the policemen took you.
We had thirteen dollars
For your five hundred dollar bail....

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The story could not become stale:
Farouk had pilfered from a mail;
Also, in some shop picked a pail
And, yet, another a huge bale...

When things began to read "Jail"
Farouk had already turned tail
And for waiting ears had his tale:
That he had come to some friends hail,
One of...

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