Best Baboon Poems

There was a baboon in my bed,
I thought it appeared to be dead,
So I turned out the light,
But it chattered all night
And swung off the curtains instead.

For PD’s Silly poem contest...

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There once was a jovial baboon 
who loved to put music to spoon 
he came to my house 
quiet as a grouse 
until he pulled out his bassoon 

Feb 5 2020
Newest Limerick contest...

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I knew a baboon.
He had a bassoon.
The baboon tried to play the bassoon.
The baboon who tried to play the bassoon could not hold a tune.
The baboon with the bassoon could not hold a tune under the moon.
The baboon tried to play the bassoon but could...

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At the drop of a hat, your life could change

If you win the big jackpot of ten million

You'd have all the things you've ever wished for

And every day would be bright vermillion

With money to burn the world would be yours

You'd have nothing to hold you...

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Story of ancient
In lips of current
In a town of Baabo
The king was Baabo
In those times as vast as they can go
And as longest as they can know
In Exploitation flash and bones
The people
And every wealth is for Bbaabo
The peasant in one law of Baabo
Should give the...

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Kola a froggie  from Lake PeGrumptoon
                              A hop, a skip, and a jump-to the moon
...

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a baboon backbone 
playing alone the bagpipe 
a cool monkey style...

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Can't recall a time before you that 
I'd ever laughed so loud
I hear the music clearer now
When all I heard was sound
You taught me how to drink and toke
Like real teenagers do
And brought me cups of chicken soup
When I had colds and flu
It hasn't always...

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The Baboon Dossier…….. By Peter Onyancha

The child laughed, blurred
There were little tears steaming
The mother Baboon; a signature smile
The story teller sustained –

The Dossier:

As I said, that was long ago
We were like them, yes
The humanbeings, with human things
We used to wear cloths; our skins were delicate
We...

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Andie's Baboon crushed donuts everyday for goats. He insisted jokingly. Kim lost money
napping on pool Q's.  Resisting sever trouble using varnish, wine, x rays, yelling
ZOOOOOOM...

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So long troop, it’s a lovely day
I am going for a picnic at Buffel’s Bay.
No need to pack, the foods in that car
That will come down the hill and park, not far
From the beach, not far from the sea
With food that’s delicious, and served up...

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A baboon at the zoo cleverly

made gestures to me like a friend,

then turned right around, displaying to me

his giant red ugly rear end!


Aug. 23, 2017 for the Animal Nonsense Poetry Contest...

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The fabric of surreal
 Technologized ecology appeals
 Primordial mind ecstatic feedback loops
 Bio-computer troops with baboon raids
 Lurching software and mime sized
 Memorandums, the turbulent data
 Of an info-stratosphere equipped
 Now to soliloquy the socialized soul
 Through role-playing our baffling banter
 The mystique of genderized...

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Baboon was tasked by community
that he gives to orphans birthday gift
consisting of clusters of ripe bananas

Earnestly he received the gift package
halfway to orphanage of the little ones
he sat down among trees and ate all of it

Neatly he packed back peelings in basket
and moved smartly with...

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It's not a good day,
I'll have to regroup,
I feel like I have,
a shark in my soup.

It's one of those days,
when everything's wrong,
a lion has roared,
and ruined my song.

I went for a walk,
and tore my new suit,
I might as well have,
a snake in my boot.

And later...

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