Best Aristocrat Poems

One day I heard a knock 
Or more a rapid tap upon my door. 
It brought me not acute alarm, 
For it was noonday by the clock 
And noontime rarely brings one harm, 
So with my midday tea I crossed the floor. 

I took a...

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I want to write a poem sweet little kitty cat,
but you are on my cluttered writing desk: 
and on my papers you have just sat !
With you in a dance position arabesque,
we chitchat, chat, and play tat for tat !
Please, will you now move...

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A sacred day,
A sacred way,
Of coupling together.

The queen sent her crier,
"Inform the crowd,
Of a wedding in town,
My prince is in love,
I couldn't be more proud!"
Said her majesty.

Set down away the crier left,
In hopes of passing
That joyful message.
He reached the town
And began his chant;

“Hear me hear...

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I’m a traveler
landfill photographer
amateur aristocrat

hours on in the bookstore
chai latte with just a pinch
of cinnamon and vanilla
a crescent full of comfy chairs
and extra texts on eastern thought
ready, set,
reading’s fun again

I smoke enough
to hold my bluff
but not enough to harm me

I’m a souvenir
lightweight contender
amateur aristocrat

another sunny...

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Count Pat was a bald aristocrat
Dreamt of becoming a bureaucrat
He loved riddles and red tape
Leaving folks with mouth agape
Cherishing all games of mouse and cat



AP: 2nd place 2022

Submitted on August 31, 2018 for contest ANY ANIMAL OR CREATURE LIMERICK sponsored by CHARLES MESSINA  -...

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In nineteen thirty-five my star was born
Twas a time to save the world from hatred and scorn
Hey hang on to your hat
This famous aristocrat
Has important stuff to send your way this morn...

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