Best Anyone Poems

My Tomcat drives me up the walls
On neighbourhood kitties he calls
Sired more than one kitten
With sex he is smitten
He’s gonna be losing his balls!

A Funny or Bawdy Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Tania Kitchin
04/30/23...

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I know you're out there
    I can hear you ... typing, rat-a-tat-tat
      I echo it, but place with intent
       each finger-step just SO
      each notion a...

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is a dusty rippled salt shaker,
an old working girl
found busy or on a stroll,
in a brothel house
my grandmother said
was often around,
when people sold
what they could to survive.

See her in the morning,
and her body
is an empty bottle
of sweet red wine,
bought cheap,
kept to deny the rough time.

You...

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(This poem was inspired by my friend's grandma who said, and I quote, "You can hug anyone you want to." I dedicate it to all the sweetie poets who give "hugs.")


You can hug anyone you want to.
It's something everyone can do.

(There are many reactions from...

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~Summer is Natures intermission~...

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You speak of my failing
Without knowing my heart
Your pity is mocking
This life playing its part

You scoff at such squalor
As you toss in a coin
Lest a hero or scholar
From your coven may join

Go home to your warm bed
Waste not one precious thought
From tenets left unsaid 
With...

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Does anyone really care
that the world is falling apart?
Children get shot and killed in schools
by other children toting guns.

Politicians are all liars;
does anyone really care?
Climate change is pressuring our
overpopulated planet.

While human interactions wane,
folks connect on the World Wide Web.
Does anyone really care
social skills aren't developing?

The...

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She found a love she thought was true,
 A love that was her every dream
 But love's a tango just for two,
 And one heart does not make a team

 The look of love was in her eyes
 "Anyone who had a heart" could see,
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I Shall Never Love Anyone Like You


My heart ache as I watch you fall for another.The pain hurt so much I felt sick.I didn't have the courage to tell you my feeling I din't have the courage to tell you what my hearts feels.But ...

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No matter how some complain and bellow
they are exposed, each a trolling fellow
I'd look them in the eye
for telling one more lie
but I heard they're too busy eating crow
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Guess who the mad gab is all about
It's us, a well known pack of old geezers
Old grandpas that are in trouble no doubt
Now most of us are coughers and weezers

It was a risk to be cool and not hide
Drawn to the taboo tobacco, that's right
While...

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Does Anyone Still Preach On Sin?

Where are the preachers who
 actually preach on sin?
Where is the fire of God that 
totally consumes within?

One thing that is much 
needed this very hour.
Is God's presence and his 
majesty and power!

Many preachers seem 
worried "they may offend."
Too many...

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Has anyone seen my sister out there?

She's the little girl with the dark brown hair.

I am eight and she is three and we like to play hide and seek, you see.

This time she hid much better than last.

But finally I found her, just not quite...

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Why won’t you love me 
When I would die for you
You are my world yet you turn your back
My tears mean nothing to you
I look in the mirror and see but the shell of a woman
Reduced to living at your every whim
I live for your...

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Like a gentle summer breeze 
 She blows into my dreams
 Always leaving me a clue
 Before she disappears from view

 Each night she arrives on moonbeams
 To whisper to me in dreams
 She is perfection to the eye
 And the beauty of my lullaby

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