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Granny Panty Annie, the Tranny
Lemme tell ya' about a
*ding-bat skit-zo 
bee-hotch* tranny
named Annie...

I met her one night 
under disco lights 
up at Candies

She was 
starin' at me
grittin' her teeth
aimin'...

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Categories: annie, adventure, black african american,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Flagpole Annie -- Potd
My grandma was a steeple jack, 
Of heights she had no fear.
The crowds would gather round to watch.
They came from far and near, 
 
To...

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© Ken Rone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: annie, grandmother, humor, humorous, jobs,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Orphan Annie
Orphan Annie  
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Categories: annie, animal,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Disposable Wisdom
Each day Annie Lesley opened a can
Her eighty-six-year-old hands trembling
As she sat with her cat and ate pet food
What is wrong with this elder’s rendering?

Pride...

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Categories: annie, age, cat, endurance, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Saint Patrick's Day Robbery At Milton Creek Bank
In the town of Milton Creek the sun was starting to rise
And Jenna was planning for Ranger David a lovely surprise
Unbeknown to him preparations were...

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Categories: annie, america, humor, ireland, western,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Don'T Throw Me Away
You look at me so uninviting;
I may have some missing teeth, stumble when I walk, bout' to FALL!!!
Stutter when I talk, but yet I'll still...

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Categories: annie, anxiety, appreciation, blessing, caregiving,
Form: Ballade
Premium Member Thanksgiving From Three Perspectives
A Child's Thanksgiving Prayer 

Lord, I thank thee as I sit to eat,
For mashed potatoes that I helped to make.
And thanks, dear Lord, we're having...

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Categories: annie, family, funnymom, prayer, thanksgiving,
Form: Sonnet
Bunyip Forest Revisited
Along the road called forestry, the silver ash weeps over me
as I meander 'round the dell and glade.
Pass scars of sand pits long disused, where...

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Categories: annie, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Flower Girls
A is for Annie Apple Blossom she buds in the Spring. 
B is Betty Baby Breath she's such a dainty thing.

C is for Miss Candy...

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Categories: annie, daughter, easter, little sister,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Where There's a Will There's a Relative
They crawl out of the woodwork
Shedding lots of crocodile tears
Grieving for an ancient relative
They’ve not visited for many years
‘Auntie Annie’ is barely warm
But now you...

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Categories: annie, funeral, humorous, money, satire,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Loosening the Air Bag
Slipping into my silver-gray SUV
Nicknamed  " Sly Buster Cruiser”
I speed off down the rocky, off-highway road.
Twisting and reeling like my wired mind,
windows down, sunroof...

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Categories: annie, adventure,
Form: Free verse
What's In a Name .
Mom.. I think I might be homosexual..
CALM~DOWN !.. I just said THINK !..
It's not I fear
My multi~studded ear ,
Or that I look stunning dressed in...

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© Sean Kelly  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: annie, funny, on writing and
Form: Ballad
The Train Ride
Ruth and her six year old daughter Annie, were moving along the countryside by Train. Ruth was reminiscing.  She was staring deeply into her...

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Categories: annie, anxiety, jewish, love, mother
Form: Narrative
Helen Keller - My Inspiration
Her hearing and sight were taken away
When she was just about two years old,
She struggled to become what she did - 
An example, brilliant and...

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© Sneha Rv  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: annie, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member She's Not Leaving On a Jet Plane
An overweight lady named Annie
Has got an absurdly large fanny
Since she boarded a plane
That is destined for Spain
She's wedged in the seat in Miami!

Thanks to...

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Categories: annie, body, flying, humorous,
Form: Limerick

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