Best Amazonian Poems

It’s natural that Amazon
Will get some orders wrong.
If you’ve not had this happen,
Well, it won’t be very long.

A shirt in Large I’d ordered
Came in Medium instead
And a towel’s plastic wrapping ripped, 
Thus causing it to shred.

With millions ordering online,
Mistakes, of course, occur.
Returns are easy so...

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“Reality”

I am a Jaguar. 
Brownish-yellow fur, patches of black markings
resembling of a rose. 
I search for food
Stalking my prey behind trees, 5
But there are none. 
I walked a million miles,
All for nothing. 
Struggling to hunt 
Bearing the brunt. 10
I am a sloth,
A sleepy sloth that...

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Oh Amazonian tea
A demonic stigma precedes you
Your evil is in your wonderous healing
You adept unmasker
Ceremonious enlightener
Purging our torso to allow cleansing of our souls
Unbarring portals we've kept forcibly sealed
Transporting us to a realm where our recollection still breathes
Disentombing memories 
We've spent a lifetime encapsulating
So that...

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