Best Allowed Poems

dogs are loyal of course they are
but can a dog hold you in his arms
and i admit that they are cute
but what they love is in their snoot
you can take a dog on a walk
but you and that dog will never talk
and dogs will protect...

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It's too bad there are only English poems allowed,
For I found the most beautiful poem,
the most exact, precise, lush, and sustainable string of words.
But they are from another planet,
A separate universe,
An odd community.

But the words,
Their meaning,
Transfixes time,
Melts the moment.
Decries of new gods.
Turns the very grains...

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The air has calmed and clouds amassed
Vultures don't soar there's no storm 
Crows caw near my door join rooster's chorus
Trees slowly undress show their form

The crispness in the air lends calm
Sun rises clear pale yellow_bold
Empty feeling presses upon being
Is it from season's change to cold

Somewhat...

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It's the tip of the iceberg we're seeing now
Probably will get worse before better somehow
There's happy ahead
Somebody said
I'm the happiest dude since happy was allowed...

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there is a corner
in another realm
where poets go to die

leaving their ashes
at the threshold
poets cross 
as energy and light

they sit with pen in hand
in a parisien-style café
and recite their latest poem
for macarons and latte

they gather there and mingle
juggling rhymes and metaphors
they craft their poems lovingly
scatter...

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If I as allowed to go back in time to do one re-do, 
Limited to one change in my past.
Which one would I choose? 
There are so many mistakes I would like to correct.
Wait! Here is the one that started me on my life of...

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There was a man named Fred
Who liked eating baked beans in bed
One day when he farted
He and his wife parted
'Well it's quicker than divorce' Said Fred....

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RAIN---OF WEALTH---

Bless by the rain
Refreshing glory outside
Destiny of clear white gold
Purified from heaven
Who Needs An Umbrella? 

***Wet & Wild***
//Loving Nature Out Loud
//Rain is the gold, Earth holds
//A journey upon this world 


~SKAT~...

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just askin'...

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sultry aestival zephyr's puffing
as elated lilt's playing - I'm huffing
abdominal heftiness
yeah! it exploded! SUCCESS!
OOOPS!!! earphones plugged in ears . . . they're laughing.



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At work it was
slack- not much to
do,
The boss was out on
the prowl. 
We have to look busy
no matter what
His face was all of
a scowl.

I had the misfortune
to pick up a paper
A paper someone
bought for their
break,
The boss he saw- and
he descended on me
The shock made my
knees...

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Eye wanted two right a poem
And eye new, eye was knot alone
Butt when eye red the contest rules
It said know Homophones
Now eye don't sea why their should bee
A rule that don't seam write
Sew eye'll right a *****poem 
and inter it two knight...

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Las Vegas - Nineteen eighty six
I heard it was the city of the tricks
A great hotel, all-you-can-eat buffet
Our car was parked by the sexiest valet 

The show already started, the lights dim
I - a Kangaroo with sleeping baby on my limb
The music started, "one mile"...

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There once was a story quietly told
A memoir was embrassingly bold
A lady took antacid
For she was very lucid
As antigas formula own tale rolled

Lucid means here easily understood
Sponsor: Destroyer~Poet
Contest:pooping contest...

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Hold it! i am warning you
NO FARTING ALLOWED!
The rest room is near 
you...
DON'T FART OUT LOUD

NO OOZING BOMBS ! Not 
those 
I am not ready to die,so 
stop that art
The last time you fart 
You murdered  my nose

I say NO FART ALLOWED 
DEAR!
The last...

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