Best Accountants Poems
Adam & Eve Inventory AccountantsAdam was an
acceptable accountant
And Eve a bubblingly
bright bookkeeper;
Adam loved the
First-In, First-Out
Accounting (FIFO) system,
While Eve preferred
The Last-In, First-Out
Inventory (LIFO) system;
Together they testified that
Inventoried sweet fruit
should neither
Sits and spoil
nor go to the
Garden wastebasket
Wrongfully....
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Categories:
accountants, funny, history, imagination, nature,
Form:
Burlesque
Body PoliticBody Politic
David J Walker
The shooting never stops
Until the bullets are all gone and the
Bombs are all dropped on the city streets
in the way of a foreign
Body politic
Declaring a breach of its borders
And ironically orders an invasion
So goes the persuasion of
Defensive...
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Categories:
accountants, war,
Form:
Rhyme