Best Confucius Poems
Confucius SaysK’ung Fu Tzu or Confucius his English name,
for centuries, brought China much dignity and fame.
Born in the state of Lu, now Province of Shantung,
a scholar of Asia, Chinese his native born tongue.
As a child, he held a make-believe temple ritual,
as an adult, love and learning...
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Categories:
confucius, family, history, social,
Form:
Couplet
ConfuciusTo be truly and deeply Confucian,
we don’t need a refined constitution.
Just obey mom and dad.
Choose the good — not the bad.
Serve the Emperor, S/shun revolution....
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Categories:
confucius, humor, humorous, philosophy, political,
Form:
Limerick
The Hippie and ConfuciusThe Hippie And Confucius
The sign said ‘Hippies Use Side Door’ but there was only one entrance or exit
and a revolving door she ponders the conundrums sent for resolute resolution
such a quandary...
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Categories:
confucius, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Confucius On PoetryHallucinatorily has too many syllables for a haiku
That is why Confucius say Japanese poems pure foo...
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Categories:
confucius, giggle, perspective, poetry,
Form:
Epigram
Confucius SayConfucius say “He too quick to mass debate, too quick to ejaculate!”
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Categories:
confucius, humorous, political,
Form:
Monoku
ConfuciusAsk to live well with values right:
Sound mind and heart live moral grounds;
Apply and dwell what esteem sights,
Grow a fond art in courteous rounds,
Embrace the rules of etiquette.
Choice marks the way of social skills,
Observe the fool to purge regret;
Nurture the spark of fine goodwill,
Focus and...
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Categories:
confucius, blessing,
Form:
Sonnet
~i Confuse a Confucius?~~I confuse a Confucius?
Why, that would be ridiculous,
I don't even know him.
Master Kong you say in the day?
I thought that was a movie
About the love of an Ape?
Great.all.be.he... I didn't no see
An ape had more of a name then me.
That Qui was MiA and the...
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Categories:
confucius, adventure, confusion, funny
Form:
Confucius Had a GardenConfucius had a garden that was the envy of the land.
His poppies were the bomb and his bud a medicinal strand.
The government would come knocking looking for his secret seeds.
But all they could ever find were just common garden weeds.
Confucius had a plan that would...
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Categories:
confucius, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
Confucius SayConfucius say, so does Tao,
So does Jesus, there is no woe,
Don't send dick picks on our phones,
Gal bloomers don't get thrown,
Disembodied , magnets not,
Do grow up, you little grots,
Stay in touch, Confucius say,
F... off our phones today,
So does your ex-wife, so yah!...
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Categories:
confucius, appreciation, for him, humor,
Form:
Free verse
Simon Confucius SaysWhat The Problem Is. ?.?,?
And i think to myself
What a Wonderful World
Lance Armstrong...
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Categories:
confucius, perspective,
Form:
Free verse
Confucius - 551 BC-479 BCWise man say, “No laugh up sleeve, while wear heart on same.
For misconstrued may be, lose heart's desire, passion's flame.”
Happy dentist say, when at chair, always looking down in mouth,
“If two-thirty appointment, timely arrive, open wide, north and south.”
Smart dry cleaner say, “When laundering get...
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Categories:
confucius, celebrity, fun, humor, inspiration,
Form:
Rhyme