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~i Confuse a Confucius?~

~I confuse a Confucius? Why, that would be ridiculous, I don't even know him. Master Kong you say in the day? I thought that was a movie About the love of an Ape? Great.all.be.he... I didn't no see An ape had more of a name then me. That Qui was MiA and the MiBs.... Two.You confused a Futzu.Kung.fu. Wait... Qufu thought he was Egyptian? Albert you say was on a Mission? A Mason with a puck who was kissin' ~A duck? wtf? In a Time when demons had a lake? And a rink and some hockey skates? ~ Your Confucius is quite confusing A Maya with a Count who was musing? To the tune of 80's are you sure? And I still don't get how Qufu's Egyptian? Who is which one? Flying this Mission? I'm gonna report you.... ~If I don't understand you... soon. And this is why you don't get the gummy bears... Or the Cup. ;) Of beers... Who the heck are you anyway? Or am I confused and talking to myself. Again? \@@/ Or am I just crazy and it's my pen? Move over would ya, "You're Confucius.ing.Me"

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Date: 5/31/2009 7:30:00 AM
"certified" smirtified... sure I can drive, I don't even drink! :) Move over... I can... attest as certain; give reliable information of, or vouch for in writing as to guarantee; endorse reliably attesting to the completion of declaring legally insane, my brain. :D Trust me? lol!!!! I'd let you drive MY caaar....
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Date: 5/31/2009 6:56:00 AM
LOL!!!!......and are you sure your certified to drive my car?..lol J/K
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Date: 5/30/2009 7:58:00 AM
Love!, love your twist of the unusual...so clever, and perhaps "confusing" in a very delightful way !!
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