Bertie Poems - Poems about Bertie

...bumblebee bertie belongs beyond begonias buzzing beautifully......

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...Pat the potato just sat in the ground Wondering if he would ever be found He couldn’t see anything there in the earth So spent his days praying for all he was worth Then the ground heaved as a ......

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...Bertie the Turkey made a getaway And got down on his knees for thanks to say Bertie knew that his fate Was to be on a plate Being gobbled up on Thanksgiving Day. Bertie couldn’t get u......

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...Her apartment house was shaped like a tall woman’s boot. I could see why she chose to live there, it did in fact suit. Her disposition, her opinions, her ideals and her attitude. Being inside with......

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...Those kittens bounded through the flap and started to play Raisin said the flowers look so pretty today She went to sniff a daisy but an insect flew out And so she hollered, “Watch out, Rum, there......

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...You said goodbye to me today, You cried for me and held me tight. I tried to tell you it’s ok, I tried to stay but couldn’t fight. You gave me love, looked after me, You we’re always there my fa......

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...Mad Meg of the Moors they call her And she’s always dressed in white And she’s looking for a bus stop As she wanders through the night. You can hear her hideous mutter Oh my lord, oh dear, goo......

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...Alan Allston ate an addictive piece of cake. Bertie bounced his bouncy ball by the bus stop but his brother caught the bouncy ball before the bus came. Claire, Clara, Chloe and co built a sculpture......

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...Breezy and gallus with nerves of steel In him the team's heartbeat you could feel He was the brains of that Celtic outfit For that he deserves this little tribute Exploiting an opening with defen......

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...On a Monday public holiday and with my son home from school, we organized to go out fishing in a creek where blackfish rule, and while we’re putting in the boot, our bamboo poles and fishing gear, ......

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...I was suffering the backlash from a vicious winter cold, and so all my good intentions, I’m now forced to put on hold. I won’t be pruning any plum trees; I won’t be pulling any weeds. I’m off to s......

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...It’s really morbid, depressing, and sad, at the gunpowder factory in town, and the clean up is almost complete since the factory was razed to the ground, and here in the lounge of the tavern, th......

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...A dental assistant named Bertie Found patients could sometimes get shirty One annoying old bloke Would repeat the same joke His appointment time was 'tooth hurty' This old joke d......

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...Sheila Watters and her two young daughters were out for a stroll one day. When all of a sudden big Bertie McCrudden jumped out and blocked her way. "A couple of kisses from the little misses and th......

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...We all meet Friends like these and sometimes we keep them!! Written with a bit of Jamaican Patois thrown in. Chatterbox Some people when them when t......

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