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Pat the Potato

Pat the potato just sat in the ground
Wondering if he would ever be found
He couldn’t see anything there in the earth
So spent his days praying for all he was worth

Then the ground heaved as a metal spade dug
And Pat knew that soon he’d be snug as a bug
A new human home is what life is about
Potatoes must love it… They never come out

And when Pat was taken he couldn’t pretend
to be sad now that life in wet mud reached an end
His friends, left behind, heard the man shut his door
They knew Pat would be safe and sound evermore

Bertie the beanstalk was overly zealous
(although some potatoes thought he was just jealous)
He climbed to the window to take a quick look…
“I cannot see Pat, but they’ve taught him to cook.”

Potato Pete called out, “So, how do you know?”
Bertie called back, “Our friend Pat’s a no-show,
I can’t hear a thing but I read the man’s lips…
He said that potato made really nice chips.”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Dietrich Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 7:32 PM
What a great pun h line. Loved it.
Fisher Avatar
November 17, 2023 at 4:57 PM
Funny, but too bad Pat didn't pay attention better in class: Spud 101.
Flood Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 11:42 AM
He did try, David, but he only had eyes for a Maris Piper.
M  Avatar
November 17, 2023 at 5:47 AM
Love it Terry…..Fornnnny!! Debx
Flood Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 11:50 AM
I heard someone looking at potatoes in a supermarket say almost precisely my last line. I didn’t see what variety the spuds were but she said, “These make a good chip.” My mind went “Ping!” Glad you enjoyed, Deb. Terry
Wolf Avatar
November 16, 2023 at 11:01 PM
'Potato Row' --- adjacent to Dead Man's Row. ~ Warden Goolf (My birth name was Gordon Wolf).
Flood Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 11:52 AM
I guess in some respects Pat actually was in dead man’s row… well, dead spud’s row. ;-)
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November 16, 2023 at 6:03 PM
Pat the potato ended up in the fat, must have been boiling mad. Love this Terry, a very amusing write… Belle
Flood Avatar
November 22, 2023 at 11:56 AM
Thanks, Belle. Glad you enjoyed.
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