Bejesus Poems - Poems about Bejesus

...Turning the maxim familiarity breeds contempt on it's head... not just in time for Valentine's Day but the remaining days of our lives as the world turns on all our children the young and restle......

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...The humble cockroach - Survival of one wreath speck table insect, (poll ease pod din me Elmer Fudd speak) thus earning hardy laurels nsync with inxs of standing kudos ranking as bajillion year......

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...Birthday of beloved buxom babe I betrothed Pardon my hyperbole if in fact such embellishment can be sifted out amidst the pretentious poetry and/or prose NOT aired to appear superior, but more so ......

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...Trumpeting and mythologizing deranged deplorable basket case as demigod Any idea regarding who unnamed individual earned such lofty title? I offer a clue, that averred person unknown to many other......

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... An Introduction to Max Hi, I am a mastiff cross and my name is Max. To be precise it’s Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I possess magical powers as s......

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...I’m Not Fifteen, death won’t be sneaking up on me, cause of something stupid I can’t stop myself from, not doing. Those days of wondering how in God’s name, I manage to still be alive, with t......

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...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation As a lad in grade school, yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive, oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid, whose voice exhibited a severe nasal twan......

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...I looked outside the bedroom window here at B44 Highland Manor Apartments today March 13th, 2022 low and behold took stock of soundless grounded sideshow. Barenaked lady, i.e. mother earth par......

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...Though I wrote no book attention summoned to look at following--->>> Urgent message – to send Mephistophelian madman back to stone age predicated upon past and present, I gauge will offer ......

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...Mild temperatures gradually melt snow I looked outside the bedroom window here at B44 Highland Manor Apartments today February 28th, 2021 low and behold took stock of soundless grounded sidesho......

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...Matthew Scott Harris deprived himself relishing, savoring, and tasting chromosomal biologic metamorphosis including wreaking havoc, nixing, and foregoing heterosexual interpersonal experiences, ......

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...(alternately titled no particular reason: bring unto “fake” trumpeting Caesar seven salad dressings from deep freezer and lettuce deign at your plea azure.) Graced with boyish good looks, inno......

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...Impossible mission, nonetheless eschatological, diabolical, critical... dire straits betokens armageddon. Come Tuesday, November 3, 2020 mandatory voting obligation to oust horrible malevolent......

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...would conveniently scare bejesus among any hooligan tween ready and willing to cause mischief while prowling for methamphetamine, or other drug of choice one motley crew member seen dodging, ......

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... You know how cheese Sometimes gets moldy and blue? How milk oftimes curdles And smells bad too? How babies (tho’ cute) Love to be cuddled But every so often Carry a definite phew?......

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