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No Lentil Beans Before Bedtime Unless Blast Off Two

would conveniently scare bejesus among any hooligan tween ready and willing to cause mischief while prowling for methamphetamine, or other drug of choice one motley crew member seen dodging, evading, fording... police eventually cornered unlike Steve McQueen (the late actor), who escapes behind screen of smoke unscathed unlike formerly acquitted, alluded mean and aforementioned hoodlum who suffers gunshot wound rushed to same hospital lay disabled fugitive ruffian took lead fired into buttucks bullet punctured evident by derriere oozing bloodshed as self, both us nearly dead, asthma doppelganger wed did in sweat upon abdomen, now aching pain in ass spread red hot poker radiating throbbing inside excruciating did quickly thread into noggin i.e. fifty shades red dully permeated gray matter inducing severe agony with head, though mustered energy to scrawl obituary envisioning said on same page as op/ed gallows humor sought instead of relief courtesy synthesized drug, thus laughter as best medicine linkedin chowing down unsuspected bean dish licked plate sparkling clean mental note made to avoid eating flatulence inducing food prepared Das daring "frau" faux Queen, though I certainly also enjoy keen wah filling up growling hungry void, and... appealing to this bonafide android gluten free textured meals direction I lean.

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