Bejeezus Poems - Poems about Bejeezus

...As the knight entered the throne room Being of sound mind but with a side of crazy The women began to swoon, except not me. I am never one of those fawning females. Being of sound mind but with......

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...The Grim Reaper gave up So he sent his most fierce three Their goal was simple To scare the bejeezus out of me I am hardheaded, and stubborn. I was not about to go easily. They learned the ha......

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...Mick and Paddy got steaming drunk And off to the toilet they slunk Poor Paddy was sick So was his friend Mick ‘Bejeezus’ the bathroom it stunk! Not for contest - Happy St Patr......

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...Finns dog just died And a loyal friend was he I picked two shovels up And passed one to McGee It's body in a box Was carried just by Finn As we slowly made the walk Where the funeral would b......

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...Do unto others before they can do unto you Call it preemption and lie through your teeth when you do. Make up connections to terror, folks don’t have a clue. Be sure you’re firmly entrenched when the......

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...If, as hippy folklore claims, it never rains in California, Then the watermark is never washed out of the phoney cheque, And when you’re dead and gone there’ll be no one here to mourn ya For it wa......

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