Beetroot Poems - Poems about Beetroot

...Our summer crops are in and larders full So we are now well stocked for winter’s worst When we will face freezing Arctic attacks. Our stock contains dried fruits, roots and nuts Along with severa......

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...Never will she stop beetroot chops My daughter's Tenth time swinging across Children behind waiting, their arms crossed in a strop I call out and say, Being fair you are not ......

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...Urban jungle roosters, born-again scarecrow, to untutored city eyes, tawny pipit stonewall nester, jet black Inca dove bereft, of dovetail on a croque monsieur, idle bone grub crawl, mother h......

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...When I was a lad And still wet behind the ears Things often puzzled me And was too young to understand Like the saying the Birds And the Bees I thought in my little tiny mind Do they mean b......

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...The woman has no place to be put, the man is restless; his feet are slipshod, The child won't eat greens, he prefers beetroot slices from a sickly can, The family may once have been human, now......

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...This is the story of Sally Doolally A young maiden farmer from down in the valley She kept a keen eye out for Thomas McNally And dreamed of the day he would say, ‘Can we marry?’ Sally Doolally ......

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...PICKLE PARTY The pickles were having a party In the superstore one night. The manager was home in bed So they knew they were all right. It was a singles party, Each looking......

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...All the Pickled produce gathered At Branston Manor - if you please! They entered via a staircase Made of Jacob's Crackers and Cheese. The Gherkin Girls and Chutney twins, Who's names are Tom a......

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...Oh Angelique my dear I remember you so well The years have passed so fast and all too soon, A particular incident that got out of hand, will now re-tell, A day that went askew like air escaping a ......

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...Yellow chard stain index finger smears my logic puzzle, Sour cream cilantro splatter quite the quaint “addition” juicy brain pump lemon zest solution that I guzzle, number crunching sea salt a sp......

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...I bought her a bunch of blue violets and roses of red Pure romantic thoughts were going around in my head. Thought I'd surprise her and went round to her back door There she was with my best......

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...[Written with much love and bonhomie in response to Milt’s Poem ‘Hearty Poetry Soup’] * Not so long ago in a land called Soup A warlock gathered a talented group These were ......

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...Kelso has a boat smeared to the gunnels, with cawk and greasy weeds. Kelso is old enough to be free of care, his dog don't care neither. At the prow of dawn he hauls dripping lobsters in ......

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...Artificial intelligence the latest buzzwords, commonly known as 'AI' is the latest new thing that technology brings with every year that goes by. It may make our future incredibly bright but I ......

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...Young Lemmy was humping a ‘cushin’ His owner turned beetroot red blushin She said to her cat Please will you stop that Old Nancy next door may be lookin! Thanks to a lovely on line......

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