Beetroot Poems - Poems about Beetroot

...Urban jungle roosters, born-again scarecrow, to untutored city eyes, tawny pipit stonewall nester, jet black Inca dove bereft, of dovetail on a croque monsieur, idle bone grub crawl, mother h......Read the rest...

...When I was a lad And still wet behind the ears Things often puzzled me And was too young to understand Like the saying the Birds And the Bees I thought in my little tiny mind Do they mean b......Read the rest...

...The woman has no place to be put, the man is restless; his feet are slipshod, The child won't eat greens, he prefers beetroot slices from a sickly can, The family may once have been human, now......Read the rest...

...This is the story of Sally Doolally A young maiden farmer from down in the valley She kept a keen eye out for Thomas McNally And dreamed of the day he would say, ‘Can we marry?’ Sally Doolally ......Read the rest...

...PICKLE PARTY The pickles were having a party In the superstore one night. The manager was home in bed So they knew they were all right. It was a singles party, Each looking......Read the rest...

...All the Pickled produce gathered At Branston Manor - if you please! They entered via a staircase Made of Jacob's Crackers and Cheese. The Gherkin Girls and Chutney twins, Who's names are Tom a......Read the rest...

...Oh Angelique my dear I remember you so well The years have passed so fast and all too soon, A particular incident that got out of hand, will now re-tell, A day that went askew like air escaping a ......Read the rest...

...Yellow chard stain index finger smears my logic puzzle, Sour cream cilantro splatter quite the quaint “addition” juicy brain pump lemon zest solution that I guzzle, number crunching sea salt a sp......Read the rest...

...I bought her a bunch of blue violets and roses of red Pure romantic thoughts were going around in my head. Thought I'd surprise her and went round to her back door There she was with my best......Read the rest...

...[Written with much love and bonhomie in response to Milt’s Poem ‘Hearty Poetry Soup’] * Not so long ago in a land called Soup A warlock gathered a talented group These were ......Read the rest...

...Kelso has a boat smeared to the gunnels, with cawk and greasy weeds. Kelso is old enough to be free of care, his dog don't care neither. At the prow of dawn he hauls dripping lobsters in ......Read the rest...

...Artificial intelligence the latest buzzwords, commonly known as 'AI' is the latest new thing that technology brings with every year that goes by. It may make our future incredibly bright but I ......Read the rest...

...Young Lemmy was humping a ‘cushin’ His owner turned beetroot red blushin She said to her cat Please will you stop that Old Nancy next door may be lookin! Thanks to a lovely on line......Read the rest...

...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM My dentist ......Read the rest...

...My eyes scan over the table. My taste buds begin to perspire. There’s so much food here on offer, so I wonder what I’ll desire. There are some beautiful salads. There’s carrot, corn and green......Read the rest...