Virat Kohli
...Virat..never ersatz..fat cat with the bat
Look at record book stats in every format
Kerching bling King of tats
Vicious & pernicious in the ring
Kohli kidology methodology thing
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Categories:
baulking, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Funeral
...The mocking is shocking
Aunty Mavis stopped rocking
Then mourners were flocking
A cavalcade blocking
The streets of South Dorking
Rumours and talking
Like vultures out squawking
Proportionate...
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Categories:
baulking, death, family, forgiveness, god,
Form: Rhyme
It Is
...Screaming, crawling on the floor,
Feeling I can't live no more,.
Darkness tendrils closing in,
Piercing my soul, tearing my skin.
Struggling to catch my breath,
Baulking at the talk of death.
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Categories:
baulking, death, emotions, grief,
Form: Rhyme
Typoitis - Its Contagious - Bawdy Humour Warning
...My buddy mistyped ‘high wire walking’
Her error got everyone talking
She merits a spanking
Cos it rhymed with banking
From quizzes Michelle is now baulking!
07/09/21...
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Categories:
baulking, humorous, word play,
Form: Limerick