Bathroom Poems - Poems about Bathroom

Your hand taps on my arm then points towards the door now you have decided that I can't work anymore Logging on way too early I'm due a break for sure especially for someone I don't want to ignore You ask me for...Read the rest...

I had a reason to clean some spaces this week my art studio and two bathrooms a guest was coming, which is the only reason I ever clean she did not have to use the restroom I offered them to...Read the rest...

Fido took time watering the large tree Forced to stand in line at dog park to pee Fidgeting they can't hold it Fearing to move they all sit A pet peeve, with bladder concern; knock-knee 5/1/2024...Read the rest...

There was a young woman from Crewe So drunk that she puked in her shoe The old biddy who saw Dropped her mouth down in awe For they were both using the loo *I wrote this poem on January 6,...Read the rest...

It can be quite amazing to an older mind that's stretching back. Do these memories tell the truth? Or are they somewhat distorted? But three times in a few minutes? In that bathroom at Aunty Elsie's house? Sometimes I grasp my...Read the rest...

Aromatic, foul Fuming scent, last night’s dinner Reeking, stinking smells ...Read the rest...

Shelly had been talked into marrying this guy. He had money and would take care of her. She got more nervous as the big day came near. Money is not love, money is only, well, money. Her parents kept...Read the rest...

Permanent guests of their stream! Indeed, their bathroom: the stream After a good shower 'cream' Combined with the stream 'Day Dream'. They now go there as a team, Before and after smiles beam; From the same classroom, same stream, Quadruplets the four...Read the rest...

if you are finicky or squeamish at all do not crawl under that locked bathroom stall. You never know what you will find on the ugly floor crusty dried feces and urine, other awful stuff galore if you are...Read the rest...

Ring the bells for me Fairytale clock keeper I wanted to meet a beautiful end of my own design But those sticklers at the bureau are obsessed with time I couldn't hold on to my youth , adulthood failed...Read the rest...

My son raced to the bathroom And I could not get in He’s far too quick and wily For me to conquer him But fathers have their methods too So I went right downstairs And turned off the hot water Then stood...Read the rest...

I had never seen such a pretty bathroom. Sculpted flowers on the wall were oversized. Light dainty touches were found in every corner. Scented exotic toilet paper had a lemon fragrence. The air smelled like cinnamon, and I could...Read the rest...

There was a time when the taps used to shine, and the porcelain basin with pomp and pride, A font where the essential waters of life ran freely, now blocked by the remnants of last week’s make-up, Can’t tell...Read the rest...

I embrace myself for warmth, But my heart stays cold; My mind becomes damp, Everything stands sod....Read the rest...

Nocturia (Rap, Lyric, Crossover) Ooh! wee! I've gotsta gets up and pee it is the late night's wee, wee! i gotsta go and pee-e can't hold it in it about to blow in thee wind can't hold it back its about to be a late night warm water...Read the rest...