Humorous Baseball Poems

stop throwing baseballs
for my neighbour's cat
his swing just isn't in it
and besides, I'm a little
worried for his fragility
he, being just porcelain...

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Jack And Sue's Fling In Park

Jack wanted to hit the ball with Sue
Though his bat was small he liked to woo
Sue liked long fly balls
Ones...

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With a slippery substance, he doctored the baseball
 
  ~ showing no respect for the medical profession at all...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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It didn’t work out. *sigh*
What were the odds? Statistics...
 - love isn’t baseball.

Where do regrets start?
Should I regret the sunset
 - or mourn holding hands?

Or...

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Old Fauci was to throw out the first ball
Donald Trump wasn't invited at all --
  Doc said, "You catch me, OK?"
  Trump agreed,...

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Major League Baseball announced there'll be no spitting during the game.

Lord have mercy!  Baseball without spitting will never again be the same!

(Kein spucken -...

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people move on

to the promised land

is only a real estate pitch

sometimes a fast ball

sometimes a slow pitch

a spit ball, a knuckle ball, a curve

sometimes they...

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(With apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer, author of "Casey at the Bat".)

The Mudville nine and Casey have their chance for sweet revenge;
They play today in...

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Do you make sure to tap all the dirt from your spikes with your bat,
 even if it takes two full-length TV time-outs for you...

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'BRRRING BRRRING' said the telephone

“Oh hello” said the wide viewfinder to the telephone. “How are you today?” The telephone fell silent. Very silent. It had...

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Football, volleyball, baseball, softball, 
Racquetball, handball, basketball, hardball. . . . 
There're lots of sports in the world you play with a ball, 
And you...

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Diamond battleground
Collector's card currency
Hero factory

Little league conscripts
Vocal parental advice
Therapist's profits

Score report passion
Batting statistics frenzy
Relive by numbers

Glossary nightmare
Commentator's lexicon
Head scratching jargon

World series warfare
Stadium armageddon
Sponsorship looting

Counterfeit rounders?
Diplomatic...

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The old kings are about to lose their crown,
young upstarts are about to swat them out of the way
Father time has knocked another aging champ...

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The secretion of a Lilly is often mistaken for the timbers of a concrete ball. Many a time is the goldfish singing for a curry....

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