Bafta Poems - Poems about Bafta

...I wrote a documentary that would have won a BAFTA But nobody would fund it It was not what they were afta I pitched the plot to Netflix cuz they have a lot of money They sent me packing, laug......

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...Alma is back on BBC with tales of eccentricity even the critics said it’s good they’re calling Bolton, "Brollywood" claiming it's worth the licence fee It's warmth is positivity facing life a......

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...King Chuck [Apologies to Steve Martin] King Chuck (King Chuck) Now when he was a young lad, He always knew he’d be the sovereign of a nation people stood in line to see. (King Chuck) How'd you......

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... Once an alien with eyes like LASER Greeted me with a green TASER He told me he was registered as a WASP And after retirement would join the AARP He was driven by the FOMO And said his mot......

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... KING CYRUS THE GREAT So; here comes the story of that King Cyrus the Great Whose history for some of us is still well up for debate But; it’s such a darn good story, it well deserves a rate......

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...Life is hard Drown away the sorrow, Looking forward to a brighter day. Life may be quite hard now, But you'll rise above the hurt and pain. Never let life bring you down, Don't get too h......

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