Documentary Blues to Sugar High

I wrote a documentary that would have won a BAFTA But nobody would fund it It was not what they were afta I pitched the plot to Netflix cuz they have a lot of money They sent me packing, laughing “Don’t call us, we’ll call you, Sonny” I lastly pitched to Paramount hoping they’d save the day They took one look at me shook their head and said, “No way!” It’s such a shame that no one knows your worth unless you’re famous I always seek some solace from those cookies made by Amos … Famous (yummy) Amos (yummy) “Makes your eyes light up (and) Your tummy say ‘Howdy.’”