Baboon Poems - Poems about Baboon

Big Beggar Baboon

big baboon is big stupid baboon loves to be in tail of others
nobody pay him to follow yet he so stupid and so coward

Baboon Monkey

Baboon monkey often snatches kids, children, and the elderly's food

Up To Speed

In a race on the savannah
fleet of foot is the cheetah
at up to 75 mph
no animal can beat her
and with a top speed of 50 mph
lion is the second fastest cat
tho' at
38 mph a leopard can't change its spots
the lion can do that
cubs are born with them and later lose
to become lion spots have-nots
an ostrich

Zoo Baboon

A zoo baboon people called Mildred
kept holding her hand out to get fed.
When she showed her behind,
I then wished I were blind.
It was hideous, bulbous and red.

PAIN AND LONGING

PAIN AND LONGING 


Reluctant wood lay
marbled down His spine
as His passion extracted
His strength in diamond 
drops daggered 
my hip pain a micro
misplay of that which 
nailed His truth : 
Our bodies messages 
carrying might and light 

My cinnamon essence drifts 
in this dwelling damp
longing for a wooden cabin
where Baboon stared at
shadowed breasts
I waved his fascination

MONKEY WORK BABOON CHOP

Like Animals in a plantation, so is life
Monkey must slave and Baboon must chop
Monkey must sweat and Baboon must miliki
Monkey sow, Baboon harvest
That's life's philosophy

Like Animals in a plantation, so is life
Monkey gather, Baboon plunder
When Monkey hussle, Baboon go Rustle
Monkey be chauffeur, Baboon balance for back
That's life's philosophy 


Monkey be slave, Baboon be Master
That is

Baboon Singing a Toon Horn Haiku

when singing out of toon
sang like a newborn baboon
banging with a big spoon

body had been bionic
when out of tune used a tonic
idiocy was ironic

while a profound pimple
we would pop simple pimple 
on breast became a nipple

out of bucks got a bang
became urinating  orangutang
who while washing sang

we were on Trump train
who was man without a

Gazoon

A baboon who had charm, grace and flair
had a steamy and lurid affair
with a slender gazelle
who conceived very well
a gazoon with a reddish derriere.

Buffoon Reads History

I met a raccoon with a look so gullible;
Stumbling he came from a jungle called global.

Among the families with a very few high caste,
He lives in the periphery as an utter outcaste.

When asked to describe his present destiny,
He sneered and I said, "For villainy and tyranny". 

His well-dressed ancestors lived in a mansion,
When those baboons

A Baboon On the Moon

[Written for my four year old great granddaughter
who has developed an interest in the moon. Only after
writing it did I discover already existing ’stuff’ called
‘A baboon on the moon’. Never mind... Who wants a 
Booker prize anyway?] [In UK bum is bottom]


There’s a baboon on the moon
And he’s got a shiny bum
And if he wasn’t

The Jovial Baboon

There once was a jovial baboon 
who loved to put music to spoon 
he came to my house 
quiet as a grouse 
until he pulled out his bassoon 

Feb 5 2020
Newest Limerick contest

Baboon

Every time in Zoo,
Baboon bottom is a jibe
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A Shark In My Soup

It's not a good day,
I'll have to regroup,
I feel like I have,
a shark in my soup.

It's one of those days,
when everything's wrong,
a lion has roared,
and ruined my song.

I went for a walk,
and tore my new suit,
I might as well have,
a snake in my boot.

And later at work,
It wasn't by chance,
I felt like there were,
red ants

Birthday Gift From Baboon

Baboon was tasked by community
that he gives to orphans birthday gift
consisting of clusters of ripe bananas

Earnestly he received the gift package
halfway to orphanage of the little ones
he sat down among trees and ate all of it

Neatly he packed back peelings in basket
and moved smartly with shameful steps
with the saliva continuing to flow and flow

As he

A Baboon Bummer

A baboon at the zoo cleverly

made gestures to me like a friend,

then turned right around, displaying to me

his giant red ugly rear end!


Aug. 23, 2017 for the Animal Nonsense Poetry Contest

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