Baboon Poems - Poems about Baboon

...They sent me on a spaceship to walk on this dusty moon I looked back upon planet Earth which almost made me swoon I came to meet a Clanger and I hoped I’d meet one soon But I can’t even find a dra......Read More

...In the deepest jungle There lived a big baboon He was very famous He just loved to croon It is very unusual For baboons to sing He would sing all the time And he could really swing The ot......Read More

...A baboon who had charm, grace and flair had a steamy and lurid affair with a slender gazelle who conceived very well a gazoon with a reddish derriere.......Read More

...Well, my bosses up above me are always pushing, trying to shove me into doing twice the work for only half the pay When 5 o’clock finally comes and I think this long day is done they tell me I......Read More

...Within the confines of my nearest Zoo, There’s a place that’s off limits – it’s not for you. It’s where the animals go for therapy, As animals have issues just like you and me. It’s here where ......Read More

... IN WINTER Brown fox Wears socks THE WILD JOKER Baboon Buffoon NEED SOME ADVICE Barn owl Wise fowl BIRD FLU Stricken Chicken OPULENCE ON OFFER Rich dish Goldfish......Read More

...It isn’t the voice of Aristotle, Plato, Shakespeare or Anton Chekhov riding down red square. It isn’t the voice of Adolf Hitler rumbling underground or Dwight D. Eisenhower building construction in t......Read More

...Three dapper skeleton men are our main attraction I think when you arrive, they will provide satisfaction. I was not sure what she meant, never seeing a monster ball. But there was a lot of excite......Read More

...Snail Todd was to be married at noon. He got lost, following the remnants of the moon. I guess I could help out, a rabbit said to a baboon. He gave him a lift, and got him there by noon.......Read More

...Creatures from the deep blue lagoon Surrounded the sleeping baboon They poked him in the belly Out came strawberry jelly Opened up a brand New Delhi!......Read More

...Comedians have a skill of cracking people's ribs: Can you imagine, I went for Police recruitment. They ordered us to run 200 metres. I ran and took the first place, later to be arrested by Police ......Read More

...Great-Dancing Monkey Funky monkey Not Ben and Jerry’s! Chunky Monkey Servant Baboon Monkey flunky Monkey in Chains Clunky Monkey Too Long Near Skunk Cage Skunky monke......Read More

...The hallowed evening is deafeningly here Goblins and witches' loud shrieks are near, Shelled corn raining down our outer wall Our whimpering dog is cringing in the hall, Some snotty-n......Read More

...As the world turns The will within burns Feelings of thought returns. Gluttony, ego, spite A slight bright bite On-site in plain sight No playwright No exit or stage-right. It was a terri......Read More

...REGENERATE : Doctorated at a premium university, Lost his concentration to absurdity, Discarded his desire for rationality. Sorry for this dude's unfortunate category. As solemn as his heart ......Read More