It's unanimous
Biden's pusillanimous ~
Say it ain't so, Joe
When you are feeling ill, just do please remember.
It's blown away, like the sudden,gold-orange leaves
in stunning September!
8/1/2021
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Aw, C’mon Man
Be honest With Me
(more idioms)
Composed: by Miracle Man
4/12/2020
“Whatever greases your wagon” is fine with me,
but “don’t bite off more than you can chew”, first lick.
You may find things “harder than skinning a flea,”
or like “a poke in the eye with a sharp stick”
While you wish to appear “as tough as stewed skunk,”
your appearance to me is of “a sheep killing dog.”
You’re “all gurgle and no guts” thinking you're a hunk,
and think you’re as “handy as hip pockets on a hog.”
The coffee you drink “would raise a blister on a boot,”
and at paying time, “you’ve short arms and deep pockets.”
For the opinions of others “you don’t give a hoot,”
Your stature will probably “never rise like rockets.”
“You’re grinnin’ like a pig eatin’ persimmons” right now,
thinking “you’re finer than frog hair split four ways.”
You’ve never been inclined to “put your hand to the plow”
perhaps thinking “desires are nourished by delays?”
Aw summer is here, seemed it would never arrive
Makes me sing happy songs, thank goodness I'm alive
Alternative really sucks
Not even good for ducks
Feel like skipping along giving peeps the high fives
Ye tripped an fell
an thorns gave you
a skelf.
Aw there.
Ye clyped to tell
an maw gave ye
a skelp.
Aw there.
Looked right and left
because you are
so skelly.
Aw there.
Then oor da left
coz yoor no right.
Naw really, yer no
aw there.